08/14 - Mostly Monday

Don't read too much into it, otherwise by that logic he has perma-banned all of his best friends.

 

I thought I am his bestiest.

 

I don't want to rule that out, but, you threaten him.....like, kind of a lot.

 

@ChrisTurk doesn't actually like me, but has to tolerate my presence because of super secret Clemson policy. If you shun your fellow alum, we dress you up like Cocky the Carolina mascot AND force you to say that you wish you went to Pitt instead.

It's brutal, sufficed to say nobody steps out of line.

 

Lies...
If I had threatened him, I would not be in here for a second like others.
I know my line.

 

What is wrong with Pitt, I always go there for the weekends.

 

Yeah, but sure I did not forgive this guy.

 

This was on giphy's trending earlier.. along w/ other cute ones that have since been replaced by a terrifying zombie girl apparently..

 

@ChrisTurk doesn't actually like me

 

Tell him he'll pay if he doesn't accept your friendship.

 

I love everyone. Except creepy zombie girl in GIPHY.

 

KIDDING!

 

I said I was kidding!

 

I thought he was looking a special gif for me in GIPHY, but