10/31 - ʞɔᴉɹ┴ or Treat to ┴ɥɹᴉllǝɹ Tuesday!

I already did this one last year. You'd probably love it (minus the JQ) actually:

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name _THsss Thread Tools
// @version 1.0
// @description none
// @author ChrisTurk
// @include https://turkerhub.com/*
// @grant GM_log
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.0.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
$( document ).ready(function(){ aprilFools(); });
function aprilFools() {
if ($('.loginText').length || $( '.crumb' ).text().indexOf('Daily mTurk') == -1 ) { return; }
//replace avatars
$( '.avatar' ).children('img').attr('src', 'http://image.prntscr.com/image/721623d483fc47cc8106e818028c165e.png');
$('.userRibbons').find('i').attr('class', 'fa fa-rub');
gimmick('body');
}
function gimmick(el) {
var exists = document.getElementById('gimmick');
if (exists) {
exists.parentNode.removeChild(exists);
return false;
}
var element = document.querySelector(el);
var canvas = document.createElement('canvas'),
ctx = canvas.getContext('2d'),
focused = false;
canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
canvas.height = $(document).height();
canvas.id = 'gimmick';
var coin = new Image();
coin.src = 'http://i.imgur.com/5ZW2MT3.png';
// 440 wide, 40 high, 10 states
coin.onload = function () {
element.appendChild(canvas);
focused = true;
drawloop();
};
var coins = [];
function drawloop() {
if (focused) {
requestAnimationFrame(drawloop);
}
ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
if (Math.random() < .3) {
coins.push({
x: Math.random() * canvas.width | 0,
y: -25,
dy: 1,
s: 0.5 + Math.random(),
state: Math.random() * 10 | 0
});
}
var i = coins.length;
while (i--) {
var x = coins[i].x;
var y = coins[i].y;
var s = coins[i].s;
var state = coins[i].state;
coins[i].state = (state > 9) ? 0 : state + 0.1;
coins[i].dy += 0.05;
coins[i].y += coins[i].dy;
ctx.drawImage(coin, 44 * Math.floor(state), 0, 44, 40, x, y, 44 * s, 40 * s);
if (y > canvas.height) {
coins.splice(i, 1);
}
}
}
}

50/50 chance this no longer works since I may have ripped the old CSS.

 

@Totally Not , sample results:

 

Just finished watching Hocus Pocus... Only now realizing I should be calling @Totally Not , "Thackery" or "Binx"

 

This is my results:



Fixed. I guess I didn't copy the last bracket. (?)

 

Fixed it so that the coins appear on top and don't interfere with normal interaction w/ the site:

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name _THsss Thread Tools
// @version 1.1
// @description none
// @author ChrisTurk (sb edit)
// @include https://turkerhub.com/*
// @grant GM_log
// @require https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.1.0.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
$( document ).ready(function(){ aprilFools(); });
function aprilFools() {
if ($('.loginText').length || $( '.crumb' ).text().indexOf('Daily mTurk') == -1 ) { return; }
//replace avatars
$( '.avatar' ).children('img').attr('src', 'http://image.prntscr.com/image/721623d483fc47cc8106e818028c165e.png');
$('.userRibbons').find('i').attr('class', 'fa fa-rub');
gimmick('body');
}
function gimmick(el) {
var exists = document.getElementById('gimmick');
if (exists) {
exists.parentNode.removeChild(exists);
return false;
}
var element = document.querySelector(el);
var canvas = document.createElement('canvas'),
ctx = canvas.getContext('2d'),
focused = false;
canvas.width = window.innerWidth;
canvas.height = $(document).height();
canvas.style.left = "0px";
canvas.style.top = "0px";
canvas.style.zIndex = Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER;
canvas.style.position = "fixed";
canvas.style.pointerEvents = "none";
canvas.id = 'gimmick';
var coin = new Image();
coin.src = 'http://i.imgur.com/5ZW2MT3.png';
// 440 wide, 40 high, 10 states
coin.onload = function () {
element.appendChild(canvas);
focused = true;
drawloop();
};
var coins = [];
function drawloop() {
if (focused) {
requestAnimationFrame(drawloop);
}
ctx.clearRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height);
if (Math.random() < 0.3) {
coins.push({
x: Math.random() * canvas.width | 0,
y: -25,
dy: 1,
s: 0.5 + Math.random(),
state: Math.random() * 10 | 0
});
}
var i = coins.length;
while (i--) {
var x = coins[i].x;
var y = coins[i].y;
var s = coins[i].s;
var state = coins[i].state;
coins[i].state = (state > 9) ? 0 : state + 0.1;
coins[i].dy += 0.05;
coins[i].y += coins[i].dy;
ctx.drawImage(coin, 44 * Math.floor(state), 0, 44, 40, x, y, 44 * s, 40 * s);
if (y > canvas.height) {
coins.splice(i, 1);
}
}
}
}

The code you shared had them appearing in the footer.

 

I'd like to assume it worked fine last year, but I think its funnier if it was broken for everyone and no one had the heart to break the bad news to me

 

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Considering adding the coins to the wage flasher but too concerned about performance losses lol.

 

Saturday... People do not hold back.

 

We have a turkey! I will miss George but he is cute. Is his name Tom? Tony? Thor? He looks like a Henry also.

 

Poll tomorrow.. or maybe I should ask for suggestions tomorrow and do a poll the next day

 

Chris you are his father so you should name him ..lol (but a poll would be fun)

 

Additional Poll: Will Bird ever get her two lost packages that were "delivered?" Or is a postal employee somewhere in a bathtub full of cat litter, drinking watermelon perrier, screaming "YAASSSSSSSS!"

 

Its 1st of the month homie.

 

Actually, I don't need it and I prefer not doing it anyway, I can just send you the bbcode for the stats & you can do your thing. Win for meeeeeeeeee