11/01 - Willy Nilly Wednesday!

I can understand weddings. Those are huge events that can take all day and require someone who is good at their job.

This is literally just sit down, smile, and the photographer clicks the camera. I'm not talking about the casual pictures where they shoot at different locations, I'm talking official year book photo. There is NO difference in the picture the senior took and the one the 1st grader took, other than he's in a tux. and the price. we even had to pay just to have the stupid picture taken to begin with,

 

Senior pictures has always been a racket.
Even back when I had mine done, Billy. When we had to walk barefoot two miles, up hill, both ways, in the snow during the 90 degree heat while being chased by dragons that had sheep for hands all the way to Olen Mills.

 

Title: Agreement Judgments | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: JHU Computational Psycholinguistics Lab [AQWBTW86RU58Q] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 2] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $8.22/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Choose the word that's the best continuation for a sentence Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Multiple_Judgment DoesNotExist ;

 

Not sure if it was the same thing for me, as it was for you. Mine was extremely graphic.

 

Yup, that's why I put explicit content my lady!

 

Now announces the name of the last person in the thread when you get a new notification.

Downloadable here, or copy/paste the source below in the appropriate spot:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/34710-tom-turkleton-the-mexican-mechanical-turkey-turkerhub

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name Tom Turkleton the Mexican Mechanical Turkey @ TurkerHub
// @namespace ,
// @version 2.5
// @description .
// @author Cuyler Stuwe (,)
// @match https://turkerhub.com/threads/*/page-*
// @grant GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==
const UPDATE_FLAPS_INTERVAL_MS = 300;
const TURKEY_SIZE_MULTIPLIER = 0.8;
const TURKEY_OPACITY_MULTIPLIER = 0.5;
const TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS = "div.creature-holder";
const TURKEY_BOTTOM_BEAK_CSS = "div.turkey-beak-bottom";
const MESSAGE_MODULE_CSS = "li.message";
const MESSAGE_USERNAME_CSS = "a.username";
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME = "chicken-talk";
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME = "talking-chicken-animation";
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_RATE_SECONDS = 0.15;
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_MAX_FLAP_GAPE_PX = 10;
const TTS_SEARCH_TERM = "español";
const TTS_SPEECH_RATE = 1;
let creatureDiv = document.querySelector(TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS);
let ttsVoices = [];
let readyToTalk = false;
let speechBacklog = [];
function applyTurkeyAccessibilityDefaults() {
creatureDiv.style.opacity = `${TURKEY_OPACITY_MULTIPLIER}`;
creatureDiv.style.pointerEvents = "none";
}
function applyTurkeySizeDefaults(scaleFactor) {
creatureDiv.style.transform = `rotateY(180deg) rotateZ(0deg) scale(${scaleFactor})`;
}
function reactToNewPostNotification() {
announceLastUsernameOnPage();
}
function initTTS() {
window.speechSynthesis.cancel();
window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
window.speechSynthesis.onvoiceschanged = function fillTTSVoicesArray() {
ttsVoices = window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
readyToTalk = true;
for(let backlogFunction of speechBacklog) {
backlogFunction();
}
speechBacklog = [];
};
}
function initMutationObserver() {
let mutationObserver = new MutationObserver( function mutationObserverHandler(mutations) {
for(let mutation of mutations) {
if(mutation.type === "childList") {
for(let addedNode of mutation.addedNodes) {
if(addedNode.id === "StackAlerts") {reactToNewPostNotification();}
}
}
}
});
mutationObserver.observe(document.body, {childList: true});
}
function announceLastUsernameOnPage() {
var messageModules = document.querySelectorAll(MESSAGE_MODULE_CSS);
var lastMessageModuleIndex = messageModules.length-1;
var lastUsername = messageModules[lastMessageModuleIndex].querySelector(MESSAGE_USERNAME_CSS).innerText;
var talkFunction = function() {
var msg = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(lastUsername);
msg.voice = ttsVoices.filter(function(voice) {return voice.name.toLowerCase().includes(TTS_SEARCH_TERM);})[0];
msg.rate = TTS_SPEECH_RATE;
window.speechSynthesis.speak(msg);
};
if(readyToTalk) {
talkFunction();
}
else {
speechBacklog.push(talkFunction);
}
}
function initFlapsLogic() {
setInterval( function updateFlaps() {
let turkeyDiv = document.querySelector(TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS);
if(window.speechSynthesis.speaking && !window.speechSynthesis.paused) {
turkeyDiv.classList.add(ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME);
}
else {
turkeyDiv.classList.remove(ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME);
}
}, UPDATE_FLAPS_INTERVAL_MS);
}
function initFlapsStyling() {
GM_addStyle(`.${ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME} ${TURKEY_BOTTOM_BEAK_CSS} {`+
`animation: ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME} ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_RATE_SECONDS}s infinite linear;`+
`}`);
GM_addStyle(`@keyframes ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME} {`+
`0% {transform: translateY(0px)}`+
`50% {transform: translateY(${ANIMATED_TURKEY_MAX_FLAP_GAPE_PX}px)}`+
`100% {transform: translateY(0px)}`+
`}`);
}
(function main() {
initTTS();
initFlapsStyling();
initFlapsLogic();
initMutationObserver();
announceLastUsernameOnPage();
applyTurkeyAccessibilityDefaults();
applyTurkeySizeDefaults(TURKEY_SIZE_MULTIPLIER);
})();

 

"Hooming-baredy."

God the new turkey is hilarious.

 

Mine is modified a bit from the one on their website will post both in a bit my que is full right now and I have to pull out my recepie

 

I've been getting Kites but not able to catch a VB link...

 

Graphic in what way? If it's another animal abuse propaganda campaign... no thanks. But i'm also at work so it makes a difference lol

 

Here's how I do every recipe.

Change all the ingredients to the following:
2 ounces Orange Stoli
2 ounce Kaluha
2 ounces half/half.
ice.
Shake.

Repeat as necessary.

(It tastes like those orange push-ups btw).

 

It's violent, I think to say any more would be survey content? They even warn it's violent in the hit and tell you where the clip is from before you watch it.

 

ZOMG... It was awesome.
Then again. I've seen that clip probably 50 times - seriously.

The main moral of the story - secondhand smoking WILL kill others.

 

Violent vs porn is 100% OK IMO and, honestly, preferred specification b/c I was wondering the same thing. Glad I err on the side of not clicking surveys

 

Carol Dweck [AIHUPB17YEDF6] <15 min short survey on educational experiences - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$5.16 / hour
00:11:37 / completion time

Pros: It's a dollar.
Cons: At least 4 different writing sections. Simple, but writing. The kind where you have to explain why you rated something the way you did.

To read Carol Dweck's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Title: Investor Judgments 2017 | PANDA Requester: Yibo Zhang [A2OA99ONERSQSW] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Participants in this HIT will play the role of investors Time: 1 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: Finance and Accounting Knowledge GreaterThanOrEqualTo 70; No_retakers_investor_judgments DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

Albert Lee [A3OLAILRU742C8] Media Perception and Cognitive Ability(~ 20 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated

$12.95 / hour
00:09:16 / completion time

Pros: Easy enough, decent hourly rate.
Cons: Had to use Inquisit.

To read Albert Lee's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

I'll edit it to say violent then, k cool.

 

Title: Decision-Making Task – Up to $5.00 Bonus Paid Based on Performance | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: BF [A2SS4BVND4UK3C] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.91] [Fast: 4.95] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 23] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: In this HIT, you will be asked to participate in a series of auctions. Many people find this task fun, and you will earn real money based on your performance. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;