11/01 - Willy Nilly Wednesday!

BadPanda · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Brief Personality Assessment(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Fleeson Lab [A28US5F0QD700U] (Contact)
TO 1: [Pay: 3.91] [Fast: 4.82] [Comm: 4.65] [Fair: 4.95] [Reviews: 73] [ToS: 0]
TO 2: [Rate: $10.33/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: -- of 0] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0]
Reward: $1.00
Duration: 30 minutes
Available: 54
Description: You will be asked to complete a set of personality assessments.
Requirements: Exc: [63235-62646] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 98; Location In US;
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8

jim718181 · Nov 1, 2017

Totally Not , said: ↑

Now announces the name of the last person in the thread when you get a new notification.

Downloadable here, or copy/paste the source below in the appropriate spot:
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/34710-tom-turkleton-the-mexican-mechanical-turkey-turkerhub

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Tom Turkleton the Mexican Mechanical Turkey @ TurkerHub
// @namespace    ,
// @version      2.5
// @description  .
// @author       Cuyler Stuwe (,)
// @match        https://turkerhub.com/threads/*/page-*
// @grant        GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==

const UPDATE_FLAPS_INTERVAL_MS = 300;
const TURKEY_SIZE_MULTIPLIER = 0.8;
const TURKEY_OPACITY_MULTIPLIER = 0.5;

const TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS = "div.creature-holder";
const TURKEY_BOTTOM_BEAK_CSS = "div.turkey-beak-bottom";
const MESSAGE_MODULE_CSS = "li.message";
const MESSAGE_USERNAME_CSS = "a.username";

const ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME = "chicken-talk";
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME = "talking-chicken-animation";
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_RATE_SECONDS = 0.15;
const ANIMATED_TURKEY_MAX_FLAP_GAPE_PX = 10;

const TTS_SEARCH_TERM = "español";
const TTS_SPEECH_RATE = 1;

let creatureDiv = document.querySelector(TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS);
let ttsVoices = [];
let readyToTalk = false;
let speechBacklog = [];

function applyTurkeyAccessibilityDefaults() {
    creatureDiv.style.opacity = `${TURKEY_OPACITY_MULTIPLIER}`;
    creatureDiv.style.pointerEvents = "none";
}

function applyTurkeySizeDefaults(scaleFactor) {
    creatureDiv.style.transform = `rotateY(180deg) rotateZ(0deg) scale(${scaleFactor})`;
}

function reactToNewPostNotification() {
    announceLastUsernameOnPage();
}

function initTTS() {
    window.speechSynthesis.cancel();
    window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
    window.speechSynthesis.onvoiceschanged = function fillTTSVoicesArray() {
        ttsVoices = window.speechSynthesis.getVoices();
        readyToTalk = true;
        for(let backlogFunction of speechBacklog) {
            backlogFunction();
        }
        speechBacklog = [];
    };
}

function initMutationObserver() {
    let mutationObserver = new MutationObserver( function mutationObserverHandler(mutations) {
        for(let mutation of mutations) {
            if(mutation.type === "childList") {
                for(let addedNode of mutation.addedNodes) {
                    if(addedNode.id === "StackAlerts") {reactToNewPostNotification();}
                }
            }
        }
    });

    mutationObserver.observe(document.body, {childList: true});
}

function announceLastUsernameOnPage() {
    var messageModules = document.querySelectorAll(MESSAGE_MODULE_CSS);
    var lastMessageModuleIndex = messageModules.length-1;
    var lastUsername = messageModules[lastMessageModuleIndex].querySelector(MESSAGE_USERNAME_CSS).innerText;

    var talkFunction = function() {
        var msg = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(lastUsername);
        msg.voice = ttsVoices.filter(function(voice) {return voice.name.toLowerCase().includes(TTS_SEARCH_TERM);})[0];
        msg.rate = TTS_SPEECH_RATE;
        window.speechSynthesis.speak(msg);
    };

    if(readyToTalk) {
        talkFunction();
    }
    else {
        speechBacklog.push(talkFunction);
    }
}

function initFlapsLogic() {
    setInterval( function updateFlaps() {
        let turkeyDiv = document.querySelector(TURKEY_SELECTOR_CSS);

        if(window.speechSynthesis.speaking && !window.speechSynthesis.paused) {
            turkeyDiv.classList.add(ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME);
        }
        else {
            turkeyDiv.classList.remove(ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME);
        }
    }, UPDATE_FLAPS_INTERVAL_MS);
}

function initFlapsStyling() {

    GM_addStyle(`.${ANIMATED_TURKEY_CLASS_NAME} ${TURKEY_BOTTOM_BEAK_CSS} {`+
                `animation: ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME} ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_RATE_SECONDS}s infinite linear;`+
                `}`);

    GM_addStyle(`@keyframes ${ANIMATED_TURKEY_ANIMATION_NAME} {`+
                `0% {transform: translateY(0px)}`+
                `50% {transform: translateY(${ANIMATED_TURKEY_MAX_FLAP_GAPE_PX}px)}`+
                `100% {transform: translateY(0px)}`+
                `}`);
}

(function main() {
    initTTS();
    initFlapsStyling();
    initFlapsLogic();
    initMutationObserver();

    announceLastUsernameOnPage();

    applyTurkeyAccessibilityDefaults();
    applyTurkeySizeDefaults(TURKEY_SIZE_MULTIPLIER);
})();

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Boobs!!

Why let instead of var?

Outer1 · Nov 1, 2017

SquigglyButt said: ↑

if it's not "adult" then it's not eggnog. it's uncooked runny scrambled eggs.
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And if it is adult it's still just runny snot in a cup... with rum!

splishsplash · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Brief Personality Assessment(~ 10 minutes) | PANDA
Requester: Fleeson Lab [A28US5F0QD700U] (TO)
TO Ratings:

☢☢☢☢☢ 4.65 Communicativity
☢☢☢☢☢ 3.91 Generosity
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.95 Fairness
☢☢☢☢☢ 4.82 Promptness
Number of Reviews: 73
(Submit a new TO rating for this requester)
Description: You will be asked to complete a set of personality assessments.
Time: 30 minutes
Hits Available: 51
Reward: $1.00
Qualifications: Exc: [63235-62646] has not been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 500; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 98; Location is one of: US
Caught it if it was up.

Salamander · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Decision making task vXEG (possible bonus $2.00 and more) | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Yale Institute for Network Science [A2CGQ5942WIRAV] (Contact)
TO 1: [Pay: 4.25] [Fast: 4.91] [Comm: 4.21] [Fair: 4.93] [Reviews: 181] [ToS: 0]
TO 2: Not Available
Reward: $2.00
Duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Available: 1
Description: Perform a decision making task with other Mechanical Turk workers. To complete this HIT, you will participate in several iterations of a game. The HIT will take 15-30 minutes in total to complete. Please allow enough time to fully complete this task. If you accept this HIT you will have to fully participate in the task in order to get paid. Note that this game requires an exact number of workers. If we recruit too many or too few workers you will be paid the basic reward but the game will not begin. We do not allow repeat workers; if you have worked on a HIT titled "Decision making task vXEG” and the game began, you will be asked to return the HIT.
Requirements: None;
HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8

WimpLo · Nov 1, 2017

Salamander said: ↑

lol that first TO review. Your 1 year old is not in preschool, they are in day care. They aren't the same thing.
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Just to clarify for anyone: They don't have to be in preschool, just the age!

smiley edna · Nov 1, 2017

SamAnt said: ↑

sugar rimmed shot glass

with

1 part Kahlua
3 parts vanilla vodka
lemon to bite after shot
= taste and texture of chocolate cake
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That sounds awesome. My go-to holiday drink is as follows:

Take one highball glass and fill with half ice
add Jameson
splash of water (gotta stay hydrated)

yeah.

Totally Not Salem · Nov 1, 2017

jim718181 said: ↑

Why let instead of var?
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Mostly habit.

It'd work either way in this case.

But the block-scoping of "let" works the same way as variable declarations in all of the other languages I write code in, so I generally prefer it.

MrTrentSD · Nov 1, 2017

Leonie Huddy [A1YZATSRHWDBAV] Answer a survey about current events - $1.25 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated
$10.02 / hour
00:07:29 / completion time
Pros: Real simple.
Cons:

To read Leonie Huddy's full profile check out TurkerView!

Confirmed Robot · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Short survey (15 minutes) about hotel stays | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Amarnauth Sukhu [A2FL5ZW79F4OZH] (Contact)
TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 0.00] [Reviews: 1] [ToS: 0]
TO 2: Not Available
Description: You will be asked to read about a hotel experience and answer multiple choice and rating scale questions
Time: 1 hour
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $1.50
Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95; Location EqualTo US;

Confirmed Robot · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Personality and Romantic Relationships F17(~ 60 minutes) | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Virgil Zeigler-Hill [A3UCG5JGHC6OM4] (Contact)
TO 1: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 4.77] [Comm: 4.29] [Fair: 4.79] [Reviews: 81] [ToS: 12]
TO 2: [Rate: --/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 0% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0]
Description: Participants will complete a series of questionnaires about themselves and their romantic relationships. Participation will require approximately 45-60 minutes and participants will receive $2.00 upon completion of the questionnaires as well as an additional $2.00 if they recruit their romantic partners to complete an additional set of questionnaires. Participants must (1) be 18 years of age or older, (2) have been involved in a heterosexual romantic relationship for at least the past 6 months, and (3) have a romantic partner who is at least 18 years of age and willing to participate in this study by completing an additional set of questionnaires via the internet that will take approximately 45-60 minutes.
Time: 1 hour 30 minutes
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 500; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US;

Randomacts · Nov 1, 2017

@Jasper tell the fools to stop memeing over BTC's price until it breaks 9k kthx

Confirmed Robot · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Photos Collection Task | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Nishant [A18DJV3A9B9R0I] (Contact)
TO 1: Not Available
TO 2: Not Available
Description: Find private and public photos for us
Time: 1 hour
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90;

MNHammer · Nov 1, 2017

Title: Photos Collection Task | PANDA
Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester
Requester: Nishant [A18DJV3A9B9R0I] (Contact)
TO 1: Not Available
TO 2: Not Available
Description: Find private and public photos for us
Time: 1 hour
HITs Available: 1
Reward: $2.00
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90;

jim718181 · Nov 1, 2017

Totally Not , said: ↑

Mostly habit.

It'd work either way in this case.

But the block-scoping of "let" works the same way as variable declarations in all of the other languages I write code in, so I generally prefer it.
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Gotcha, thanks

Totally Not Salem · Nov 1, 2017

Randomacts said: ↑

@Jasper tell the fools to stop memeing over BTC's price until it breaks 9k kthx
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You have to hear the mechanical turkey pronounce your name:

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/34710-tom-turkleton-the-mexican-mechanical-turkey-turkerhub

Randomacts · Nov 1, 2017

Totally Not , said: ↑

You have to hear the mechanical turkey pronounce your name:

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/34710-tom-turkleton-the-mexican-mechanical-turkey-turkerhub
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I already blocked him

Totally Not Salem · Nov 1, 2017

Randomacts said: ↑

I already blocked him
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Bring him back, this script makes him good.

Hummingbirdee · Nov 1, 2017

ChrisTurk said: ↑

Violent vs porn is 100% OK IMO and, honestly, preferred specification b/c I was wondering the same thing. Glad I err on the side of not clicking surveys
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Sorry for sounding snippy btw. I was having a very unpleasant convo with my soon to be former boss and forum-ing at the same time.

She can suck it.

AMindAtTurk · Nov 1, 2017

Fleeson Lab [A28US5F0QD700U] Brief Personality Assessment(~ 10 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA

Good

Unrated

Unrated
$10.65 / hour
00:05:38 / completion time
Pros: Quick
Cons: Pages of bubbles

To read Fleeson Lab's full profile check out TurkerView!

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