11/11 - Swimming through Saturday!

I always take 5-6 hours nap but sleep only for 2 hours.

 

I’m drinking tequila.

Tequila makes things better.

 

Today's Projected Earnings: $4.19

Is this enough for a furnace yet? Furnaces only cost like $5 right?

 

I am so tired, only been up 4 hours too. I hate Saturdays

 

Alternate idea: can I just build an indoor firepit in the house? $5 is totally enough for lumber near me.

 

sounds like me at night I can't get comfortable and end up waking up so much I hardly sleep then after a couple of days I pass out sleep for a couple hours>

 

For categories. Someone talking a bit then signing, not remotely anyone famous. Lifestyle, none? Video blog at the bottom? Or just music and not for listening? The cats don't seem to account well for nonsense videos, of which there are a ton.

 

I’m hoping the fancy space heater I want goes on sale Black Friday. We only have one heater in the apartment, and it’s broken still cause our rental company hasn’t fixed it.

Is .80 enough for a fancy space heater?

 

I just loaned my tenant my $600 space heater until the contractor comes out to fix the heat and I'm literally panicking that he's going to fuck it up but I felt I had to offer it to him. It's a nice ass industrial Eden Pure for 1200+ square feet and I'm crying over the fact it might get broken even though he's a cool dude who will probably not do that.

 

Life Pro Tip: don't be a landlord.

 

I want snow...

 

If you buy a fancy desktop computer and use it to mine cryptocurrency, you end up with a decent heater that pays you a bit to use it.

 

The best I can do is a bag of bleached glitter.

 

Also my tenant today: "Well I didn't call you because I didn't want to be a pain in the ass, I tried to mess with the pilot light myself, that's why some of my eyebrows and arm hair are missing." IF YOU ARE A TENANT DON'T DO THIS PLEASE JUST CALL YOUR LAND LORD I almost had a heart attack thinking of how I was going to explain a flame broiled tenant to my insurance company. Holy christ we have insurance to handle these situations please don't DIY stuff in your rental you are not bothering us.

 

That looks equal parts cool and an emergency room trip waiting to happen. "Loveseat not included" made me laugh for some reason.

 

Wait, who can't light a pilot light themselves?

I'm defintiely never calling someone else to relight my pilot light.

 

Probably because of the implication that it apparently includes a plant and a house.