11/12 - The Siege of Sunday!

Dishwasher.

 

Title: Rate videos on whether they are racy. | PANDA Requester: Sergey Schmidt [A4IJUXTMQNS4J] (Contact) (TO): [Pay: 3.13] [Fair: 4.96] [Comm: 3.00] [Fast: 4.96] Description: Given a video, decide if it is racy or not. Time: 15 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

 

Title: Auditory Perception Experiment with PERFORMANCE-BASED PAY! Total pay likely between $1.50-2.50 depending on performance (~20min) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: McDermott Experiments [A19YWY6E1CP566] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.25] [Fast: 4.30] [Comm: 3.05] [Fair: 4.37] [Reviews: 146] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $10.83/hr] [Pen: 2.00 days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 50% of 2] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Description: Challenging Listening Task with PERFORMANCE-BASED PAY! (see preview for pay scheme) ~20mins, timeout in 45min. Time: 45 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.25 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; Location In CA, US; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95;

~11 minutes, $2.50 with fairly easy bonus

 

I've double checked & I spelled it correctly + checked if its supposed to be capitalize so now I'm confused and not sure if you're subtly hinting that I screwed up some grammatical rule or idk but halp meee understand hahaha

I'm not a big birthday person. You know this ^_^

 

Well guess I am worthless today... see ya later, not that I'll actually be missed or anything

 

Well I messed that up at least LOL

 

He used to clean! He’s gotten lazier over the years.

I mean, I don’t mind doing most of the cleaning and whatever but A) he no longer cleans up after himself in even the most basic of ways (leaves his dishes out after I made dinner, doesn’t walk his dog who he never leash trained and is 90 pounds, doesn’t pick up after himself at all anymore) and B) he feels free to criticize how or when I clean. DUDE. I don’t work as much as him but it’s not like I don’t fucking work or that I don’t routinely spend part of my day dry heaving on the floor, cause I’m sick as shit a solid 1/4 of the time. If you want the shower cleaned the way you’d like, do it yourself, do not feel free to criticize that I missed a spot.

He “swept,” the other day and literally only swept in a tiny circle around the chaise lounge. Nothing else.

He wanted to be complimented. And then complained how it was still so dusty around my desk.

 

I was saying I am the dishwasher in the house.

 

Ohhhhhhh.

 

CT's anniversary speech goes something like:

 

Title: Answer questions about people you watch/listen to. | PANDA Requester: Shana Stites [A1CW1WP8HMJ8VM] (TO) TO Ratings: ☢☢☢☢☢ 0.00 Communicativity ☢☢☢☢☢ 3.00 Generosity ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Fairness ☢☢☢☢☢ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 1 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: You will answer a series of questions about the people you observe in 8 videos (each video is less than 2 minutes long) Time: 45 minutes Hits Available: 17 Reward: $1.50 Qualifications: Location is US

 

Even I knew this. I thought for sure you'd have something planned.

 

I mean, you clearly are an enabler. He just lays around and you just clean everything.

Step 1: Make him start with stuff that is typically done by male i.e. yardwork. You're yard is dirt, so make him fix it up. This is clearly a trick, but you training him like a puppy, so use positive reinforcement. Wen he feels like he's doing man work, start pushing him toward other stuff that helps you.

Step 2: Withhold things. If you can't handle not having sex, food is your next best option. "Oh, you laid around all day while I cleaned the house for 6 hours and now you want me to cook for you too?" while you eat in front of him.

Step 3: Throw his shit away. "Where's my thing?" "Oh, you left it laying around like trash, so I threw it out."

Step 4: When he eventually says some stupid shit to you about doing housework, hit him in nuts. Not for real of course. I mean tell him mean shit that cuts him to the core. "You just want to women to feed you and clean the house because you want to date your mother." The mom one works, but you gotta use it sparingly.

Disclaimer: If this blows up in your face, don't blame me. I'm making this all up.

 

I looked at those but just couldn’t justify the cost right now. I still have so much to do in this shitty little apartment (new trash can, need something for me to sit on, need more counter space, etc) and am not sure how long we or I will even be here.

I’m kinda annoyed with the trash can thing cause matt apparently was under the impression all the fancy metal ones weren’t expensive and THREW MINE OUT before the move because the pedal broke. I’m holding out till Black Friday cause I’m not paying 70+ bucks for one of the ones he wants. Over my dead Bird corpse. noooope.

 

CT for the next few days: