11/16 - Thinker Thursday!

Dude throw that ball to David WTF

ETA: Davis.

 

Wait is anyone going to help @Jasper --- I really think he needs help guys

 

He's clearly crying out for attention, but really what do you expect us to say or do in this situation? He won't even talk to me lately.

 

A/S/Q?

Age/Sex/Quals?

 

I feel like the Navy SEALs copy-pasta related to someone's high PE would work well.. but this is beautiful in its simplicity lol

 

I don't know. I just feel bad. I hate seeing people suffer and not be able to help.

Were you at MTG with the whole StanleyMilgram thing?

 

Or the high IQ one.

 

Can you do more than one Percy?

 

I think so?

 

I'm pretty sure. If not, I'm very, very screwed.

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Grinch? I’ll have you know I have acquired masters in the Amazon mTurk platform, and I’ve been involved in numerous slack groups on various topics, and I have over 3 million approved hits. I am trained in batch work and I’m the top turker in the entire US work force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of script writers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out earn you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my cheeto fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in transcriptions and surveys, but I have access to the entire arsenal of javascript and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Or this Onion article.

 

Stanley was a figment of his own imagination. OTOH, Jasper knows where we are and that we're willing to listen and help. He's just ot ready for it. He's sitting in a hospital atm though, so... ?

 

I forgot I already did this one:
https://turkerhub.com/posts/310407/

RA did too IIRC.

Actually, doesn't even matter, its still hilarious

 

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Grinch? I'll have you know that I've been on mTurk since 2002. I know it didn't start until 2005 but that's how fucking awesome I am. I helped develop that shit. I was the first mTurk master worker, I have over 30,000,000 confirmed HITs. I am trained in Google Map reconnaissance and I'm the top performer in Vacation Rental API HITs. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I'm contacting Jeff Bezos on his personal landline. Actually, it's not even a landline; it's a hotline I have directly between he and I. Your worker ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can get your account suspended in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without scripts and extensions. Not only am I extensively trained in JavaScript, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Stack Overflow and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

Fuck. Too slow.

 

@LLL you around?

 

I got bored halfway through mine and mailed it in so yours was definitely better