11/20 - Monkey Monday

You don't want that shit to blow out. The head and hands are very thin skin and you only do single passes with the liner. If it didn't take, let it heal for 5 weeks then hit it again. You can always add ink. You can't fix a blowout! Make him stretch the skin more. The needle is just bouncing of the skin.

 

I'm only posting gifs from The Wire for the rest of the day.

 

Hold on, I just pulled my reader rabbit floppies out of the closet, gonna need a couple years to learn how to do this reading thing you speak of.

Wait, if I can't read, how am I even typing this?!

DO I KNOW HOW TO READ?! HAPPY DAYS!

 

I GOT IT MOM~ I GOT A NEW TATTOO NEW GUY NOT THE SAME ONE FROM LAST TIME~

 

Yeah I'm at 9 bucks and some change. To be fair though, I was training for the data entry task, grocery shopping, editing someone's stupid resume, and planning the spanikopita I'm going to attempt to make, plus goofing around here instead of working.

 

Title: Play games in a group | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: CCI [A351121OZ1978E] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.69] [Fast: 4.88] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 13] [ToS: 0] TO 2: [Rate: $22.15/hr] [Pen: -- days] [Res: -- of 0] [Rec: 0% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $6.65 Duration: 1 hour Available: 2 Description: You'll work on a wide set of tasks together with a group of other MTurk workers Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.25.8​

 

First horses and now gorillas...

STOP MAKING ME WATCH ANIMALS DO IT, John Doe

 

I've only made a projected few dollars due to having severe chest pains this morning scaring me into thinking I was having a heart attack. But it was only just a musculoskeletal problem.

 

I did like 2 hours of work for my big girl job, but who counts that shit, right?

My real job is low quality content messageery.

 

@ChrisTurk Have you ever tried to implement the TO2 API?

Your TurkerView and TO1 are straightforward, but the only thing I could deduce from a response to a TO2 request so far is that "pending" is measured in seconds.

The rest of the data, I can't make heads or tail of.



I haven't been able to deduce how [0.22, 297, 3] somehow come together to make an average wage of $3.03/hr.

Or why there's an array with [1, 2, 3] in comm.

 

Title: 10-12 Minute Political Opinion Survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Ryan [A2ZGZWFSPKFGF8] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 2] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer questions about your opinion of political events. Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.10 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 90; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 50; Location EqualTo US;

 

Title: Play a game and ask a question to scientists (~20 mins, must be existing Reddit account holder) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: GoT Researcher [A88BQB8AOAV3T] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Play a game, watch a 3 min video, and then take part in an AMA by asking at least one question to scientists. Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.50 Qualifications: None;

 

Title: Pinterest - Rate How Relevant an Ad Pin Is to a Query | PANDA Requester: Pinterest [AURHK491L2LH6] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.29 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.20 Generosity ★★★★★ 4.79 Fairness ★★★★★ 4.18 Promptness Number of Reviews: 83 | TOS Flags: 14 Submit a new TO review Description: You will log in to Pinterest to complete simple tasks. Time: 20 minutes HITs Available: 50 Reward: $0.40 Qualifications: Scammers has not been granted