11/21 - Torqued Tuesday!

*wondering if dan dropped an L and he's just into older ladies or actually identifies as an animated pixel*

 

I dropped a T. She's a gift.

she's terrible to me please help

 

LIES! here is the proof;

 

I need to give the dog a bath, but I know that crazy $$$ batches will start falling from the sky once I'm locked in the bathroom.

 

Why do you think I said "daughter's dad" instead of spouse/significant other

Just kidding, it's actually because we were a couple of dysfunctional kids when we got together, and being in a relationship makes us terrible people but we still like living together, so he's my daughter's dad and also the person I live/share a bed with, but am not in any sort of relationship with

My life is weird.

 

@dan waiting for his bride to arrive:

 

Do you want me to do HITs because that's how you get me to do them.

 

Take a drink!

 

"Do not open until Christmas." Fuck you grandma.

 

hey, you do you. That's awesome that you're staying together in a happy way to raise your child together. Who cares as long as everyone is happy?

I do hope you're happy with the arraignment, I'd hate for you to be lonely.

 

I wish I could respond to people irl in nothing but gifs, instead of speaking.

Tomorrow, I may or may not speak entirely in gif form on TH. Because I can.

 

As long as I can just add new ones without replacing the old ones.

 

I hope she put breathing holes in that package!

 

ugh come on mturk, I need to go start cooking, stop giving me money!

 

@CheshireKitty, you've created a monster!