01/08 - Monday's Meekly Mrap-Up

I need her to steal my cat though.

Matt doesn't even like her and she seems to fucking hate us. We've thought about rehoming her to a house without other pets, but she bites anyone who comes near.

I swear to you, she will live forever to spite me. She will continue to destroy my furniture and my clothes while showing me no noticable affection. And I will take care of her mean ass, because I'm not a monster.

She won't even eat half the wet food I give her. She literally turns her nose up at freshpet.

Grinch, DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THAT STUFF IS!

Full disclosure, it's human grade, so I full on fried up a piece and tried it once. Not bad!

 

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from a survey-
Who do you think a good running mate for Oprah Winfrey would be?
maybe Harvey Weinstein

 

I watched every episode of that show 'Black Mirror' on Netflix yesterday. Good show.

 

Projected Earnings
$63.98

Surprisingly good day!

 

DUDE! Spoiler that shit!

 

@Hummingbirdee et al: Here are my babies.

Spoiler: Parker

Spoiler: Buzzy

Parker is SO hard to photograph, but @dewdrop probably has some really good ones. Buzzy is my cat, but she lives at my parents' house in Louisiana. She was old enough when we moved up here and I was worried about her being an indoor/outdoor cat in a rural area when I wasn't familiar (we do have coyotes, etc., up here), so my parents just... kept her. We miss her much. She's almost 17 I think. She's gone gray over the years.

Neither are fluffyfat enough for @Buzby though, so I think we're safe.

 

Got the house to myself tomorrow. I'll be needing one of my PA peeps to drop by with Taco Bell around noon my treat

 

Turnpike tolls went up 6%. You're going to have to up the ante.

 

Maybe she'll make you a kitty hat!

 

The frustration of not driving. I'm the only one here so I can have what ever I want but am limited to places that deliver

 

@purplepoppi This is Holly (and Bearnie) as a kitten! She was still mean, but less so. I firmly believe that Matt made her a brat. He decided to adopt her, and she went off to live with him, and she was an impossible Grinch from then on.