02/02 - Ferocious Friday!

eventually

 

I’ve been told it’s not good manners to pick up a hunk of cheese and just bite into it like a sammich.

Listen. I paid for a cheese plate. I will eat my cheese however I want.

Matt: “ put your tits away Birb. I’m gonna pee in your mouth if you don’t. “

Me: OK! Pulls down my dress more

Our waitress: UHHHHHH

See. She wasn’t supposed to show up during that part. I’m a classy lady.

 

PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Take a 1-question survey (US-based, $100k+, $60-100k, Urban, 18-34) - $0.20 | PANDA

[3GPA5L79Y05U7XJJY0XUNNEOD2N2NJ]​

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$24.83 / hour
00:00:29 / completion time

​

Pros:

Cons:

To read PickFu's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

What in the actual fuckity fuck?????

 

?

 

You didn't get your swingers club membership card?

I didn't either.

 

It isn't safe to be on the swings in Vallejo parks

 

Title: Answer a survey about your risk attitude | Accept Requester: Ellen Bernhardt [A1K1HR9FMSDA46] Contact TV: [Hrly: $36.45] [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 3] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $36.00] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: 100% of 1] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $15.00 Duration: 25 minutes Available: 1 Description: This survey asks about your thoughts on the risks and benefits of 36 activities Requirements: DEM Pilot 2-2 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 25

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.8​

 

...So, wine-yoga turned into wine-and-more-spaghetti.

That's a win, right?





...Right?

 

I'm also pretty sure I've watching everything on Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon.

 

SUPER WIN!

I ate my cheese like this:


That's a win too, right?