02/02 - Ferocious Friday!

Um, duh.





.....Is that not the normal way to eat cheese?

 

The cheese lady looked at me like I was psycho for not cutting a tiny sliver and putting in on the bread daintily.

Instead, I just chomped on a giant wedge of cheese and Matt silently handed me warm bread.

It was great. I love smoked mozzarella.

 

Who the fuck wants to dilute their cheese with bread?

These must be those people who put ice cubes in their beer and/or wine.

Don't get me wrong. Bread is delicious. But it has no business getting between me and my cheese.
You do you, boo. Bishes be jealous of that don't-give-a-fuck-ness.

 

I literally heard those words in my head reading that statement.

 

NTA hell

 

I will. Because you are obviously screaming "love me dammit!" and I just can't resist that... especially since I've been attacked by a cat already today.

 

@THFYM tight match up this week in our soccer league

 

THANK YOU!

I also managed to find a matte liquid lipstick that stayed on for several hours without flaking off and making me look like some sort of diseased peeler weirdo. I was pretty amped about that.

Sure, I got a little lipstick on my cheese, but that just means it's my cheese.

 

I meant to tag you eaflier!



Holly says she loves you.

 

Don't worry, Holly loves you forever and for always. She knows you love her chubbers body and bad temperament.

She actually lets me pet her sometimes. It's...weird. I think I've been taking care of her so much that she allows me touch her just a little to humor me.

 

I would let you tbh. I don't think she's super duper happy here. I just worry she won't really be happy anywhere. She seems to hate everywhere. Even our vet doesn't like her much. She bit the vet.

On a totally unrelated note, we might need a new vet. It's actually related, Holly made the vet bleed. I had to pick her up and she wailed the whole time and tried to make me bleed too.

I really respect how much of a Grinch she is though. She doesn't compromise her Grinchy values. I'll take care of her chubbers Grinch self forever.

She borderline hates Matt these days though, it's exceptionally exhausting for me. Bearnie is a huge handful, but he's so affectionate you don't mind. It sorta breaks my spirit to deal with her being psychotic Af on top of all that.