02/05 - Mundane Monday

High quality of yadda, large variety of blah, keep your chin up buckaroo Bezos will one day come for you.

 

Title: Play games in a group | Accept Requester: CCI [A351121OZ1978E] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.78] [Fast: 4.92] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 4.57] [Reviews: 19] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: 0.00 days] [Res: 100% of 1] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $6.65 Duration: 2 hours Available: 3 Description: You'll work on a wide set of tasks together with a group of other MTurk workers Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.8​

 

He's too busy starring in Super Bowl commercials and fucking turkers' moms

 

Title: Survey about what people think in various situations (approx 3 mins) | Accept Requester: Q. Lab [AF8FKBE8S9BK4] Contact TV: [Hrly: $12.60] [Pay: 3.50] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.44] [Fast: 4.80] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 26] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.40 Duration: 9 minutes Available: 10 Description: We would like to ask your opinion about various decisions.You will be asked to provide your answer/opinion on topics. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 97; Location EqualTo US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.8​

 

First you must lose your sanity to the captchas. Then you must embrace, become one of them, and install scripts to make them easier to complete. Then curse your mother, and her mother, and everyone before her that led to this point in time, as you hammer them out in a row amid tears and blood.

Then you will be a master, and only then.

 

Does anybody think Bezos gives a damn what goes on here? He's too busy instructing the Washington Post on how to trash Trump.

 

Did you ever get your email? I didn't.

 

Bezos better stay the hell away from my mom. I mean, unless his intentions are pure and he wants to be my new daddy, in a non skeevy way.

 

now I really wanna play the sims again

 

Ye Xia [AZRHA43PUVOKK] Consumer Product Price 10 - $1.97 | PANDA

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Good

Unrated

Unrated

$12.55 / hour
00:09:25 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
Very, very repetitive

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Not my mom!

 

Stacy's mom's sister's kid.

 

Title: Find The Email Address For The Optician | Accept Requester: Jon Taylor [A39SHW3PTZFLL1] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 1.75] [Fast: 1.00] [Comm: 1.00] [Fair: 1.00] [Reviews: 5] [ToS: 1] TO2: [Hrly: $12.00] [Pen: 16.00 days] [Res: 0% of 1] [Rec: 0% of 1] [Rej: 1] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.20 Duration: 10 minutes Available: 1141 Description: Using the details provided, find the Optician email address a customer would use to get a prescription. Requirements: Masters Exists

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.9​

 

Title: Find the Email of these University Researchers | Accept Requester: Facten [A1AFDX3GN9APW2] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 2] [ToS: 0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: $0.08 Duration: 3 minutes Available: 1565 Description: Use Google (link provided) or any other means to find the email of these University Researchers. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1000; Facten-Quality (AUTO-GRANTED): find url, email, phone for Life Science Academics V2 GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 99

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.9​

 

Jeff Bezos Paying Your Mom For Sexual Favors (2018) (Colorized)