02/06 - Terrible Customer Service Tuesday!

The trick is to post a video of someone else.

 

Me: I'm having the worst time trying to cross my feet over skating backwards

Matt: Are you skating in the house again?

Me:

 

I am scared, you are scared, everyone is scared!

 

I think if he can keep a dirt bike in the house, you can skate.

 

That's exactly what I would have done.

This is what my scripts look like, and also my facial reaction when they work:

 

stocks in general are killing me. I lost 4000 out of my 401k! If it gets worse I will take the penalty and withdraw the damn thing.

 

(for the record I probably wont do this...withdrawing my pension early cost me 10,000 dollars so I probably will be patient). **edited for too many zeros

 

So what you're saying is she's keeping out the proles so we get to keep all the sweet sweet bladder nerve cluster dissections to ourselves?



Also her twitter is filled with stuff like Noble taxi driver commits suicide, we must ban uber now! and Robots! Hostis Humani Generis!, which is obviously silly because we need, uh, they, they need humans for all sorts of useful functions.

 

Don't sweat it. This pull back is actually a good thing in the long run. It means we won't have a real crash anytime soon. You'll probably recover by the end of the month and be up again by the end of next month.

 

I know I wrote a post below that..I am just hangry (hungry and angry) right now and am tired of losing money but I know better..

 

Title: Questions about experience of feelings (about 7 minutes) | PANDA Requester: HINL [A372VF8C4PEU98] (Contact) (Req TV): $10.17/hr (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: In this survey, you will complete a few questionnaires about your experience of feelings. (~7 min.) Time: 30 minutes(s) HITs Available: 155 Reward: $0.70 Qualifications: hinl_comp DoesNotExist; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 50; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;

 

I love phishing scams. That shit cracks me up every. damn. time.

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I'm trying to get better at skating backwards and turns and stuff, and we have a hard floor so it's way easier to fall on my ass in a flat space then outdoors where the pavement isn't even LOL.Because believe me, Birb is trying to pick up the ability to do sweet AF jumping backwards turns and spins on my heels, so I'm wiping out.

I'm actually debating if I should adult this month and get new glasses OR if I should get the off road blades I want so badly and get new glasses next month. I was gonna wait, but there is a pair of the ones I want on ebay that are 164 and barely used and they are like 300+ new.

Forum Poll: Off road blades or glasses this month?!

Matt is very confused by my willingness to do outdoorsy stuff since we moved.

 

Pretty close but needs glasses to be 100% accurate

 

weird kasisto

Title: Rephrase the request to an automated food ordering service | PANDA Requester: b4 Mechanical Turk [A19JH9ZY4Y0R5J] (Contact) (Req TV): $11.19/hr (TO): [Pay: 2.50] [Fair: 0.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fast: 0.00] Description: Rephrase the provided sentence that you would speak to an automated food ordering service. Time: 7 hour(s) HITs Available: 1941 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 95;