02/28 - One Hundred Percent Unordinary and Typical Wednesday!

One of my fave restaurants when I lived near NOLA served a chicken parm that was served over fettuccine alfredo. Sooooooo freaking good.

 

I'm getting take out But I wish that was an option and I know what I'm making soon.

Yeah. That brings up an entirely different issue where I'm like, do I want a chicken parm sub with fries or onion rings? Or do I get the version with spaghetti instead?

AHHHHH! TOO MANY OPTIONS!

 

do not do this to me

 

Go "keto" and do chicken parm with a side of a big ol' meatball.

 

I been doing this a long time, Badger... a long, long time... No, they're not. They're never happy. Only sometimes temporarily satiated, but never happy. All it takes is one week of "University Spring Break" to see it all come crashing down. The hunger, it overtakes them, and the look in their eyes... it'll chill a man right down to his core.

 

How did you know I was also ordering a side of meatballs and cheese?

I need those simple carbs or I'll pass out though, no joke.

 

How you would know, you basic white girl????

 

Because I'm totally not in Bob's apartment with surveillance equipment. Nope. Not at all.

 

Dude its mTurk. Anything past a month makes you basically Grandpa Bezos. Most sane folks log in once then quit.

 

I'll put a pillow behind the bushes for ya bb.

 

Tell him to do it every other day. 1st day will suck, 2nd will suck less, etc. So glad I restarted.