8/20 - Monkey Monday

These are cool...

Too bad you can't do stuff like this these days without everyone thinking you are trying to poison everyone

 

I found a masters scared money batch. scared money though.

 

Nothing beats the year in college that we gave out random shit from our pantry. 6 pound can of powdered mashed potatoes, gravy mix, tuna, etc.

The porch light was always on (landlord controlled) and we got sick of kids knocking at the door.

 

You missed the boat if you didn't baggy those taters up into say "dime bags"

 

cool can a borrow your masters for a few hours, give it right back I promise

 

Reminder that there has never ever been a case of people handing out poisoned candy to their neighbor's children on Halloween. People prefer fear mongering over facts, though, which is why we don't get trick or treaters here anymore at all.

 

Buy candy I'll be there

 

Michael Judiesch [A3SEALLYWT0DQH] Social Attitudes Study 2018(~ 20 minutes) - $2.00 | PANDA

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Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$2.29 / hour
00:52:18 / completion time

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Pros:
It IS "something" to do as opposed to watching TV or just relaxing but, those things are at least enjoyable.

I don't have to do this survey ever again!
Cons:
The questions... They seemingly never end... Really!

In the first 10 pages, there's 190 bubbles to select, 19 questions per-page/category and a status bar at the bottom that doesn't even budge until after 8 pages have been answered, and then it's almost imperceptible that it did move slightly, it may have been wishful thinking on my part.

Then after 10 nauseatingly long PAGES of questions with only semantically different wording between most of them, you finally get to the demographics, the progress bar is now around 52%, maybe.

Then it gets WORSE! The demo's just won't end either, more semantic's and then do you, have you, will you, could you, have you maybe heard of, do you think you might hear of, what about someone in your family, what about someone they might have heard of... Oh, My, God! They just won't end!

If I hadn't already been answering the massive amount of mind-numbing questions for well over the 20 minutes he said it should take, I would have returned the HIT... I was in way too deep to return it, I would've received nothing in return, so, I begrudgingly stuck it out... My brain hates me for it and I never want to see another long drawn-out survey like this again unless I'm making at least $15.00 or more for doing so.

I've never had any survey that required me to click "Next" over 60 times, I lost count after that.

I would have gladly paid the requester $2.00 to NOT have taken this survey!

If I, unexpectedly, were to receive a $20 Bonus for my thoughtful participation, I'll revise this review to reflect my sincere gratitude for having been given the opportunity to have helped my fellow humans as well as advancing science and your knowledge of the subject matter for the betterment of all mankind. Until that happens, it's tragically underpaid.

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I got a bag of suckers like 6 months ago I still haven't finished, are those good enough?

 

@Mothra dat u?

 

@ThanosTurk how many TV review points is this?

 

https://youarenotsosmart.com/2011/03/25/the-sunk-cost-fallacy/

 

Julia Minson [A35QRRKSLEDRZA] Opinions on Different Issues(~ 8 minutes) - $1.15 | PANDA

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Good

Unrated

Unrated

$7.67 / hour
00:09:00 / completion time

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Pros:
Very easy political questions!

There "might" be a bonus!
Cons:
Nothing... Why can't every survey be this easy on the brain?

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????

 

I mean after that first one...

 

Duke Center for Behavioral Economics [A14RDIKJG0V5TD] Decision making study ($2 + bonus) - $2.00 | PANDA

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Good

Unrated

Unrated

$15.69 / hour
00:07:39 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

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Seth Cooper [A1BV8Y35W7689O] Gameplay Task - 256 - $0.40 | PANDA

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Low

Unrated

Unrated

$8.94 / hour
00:02:41 / completion time

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Pros:
You play a game
Cons:
Low pay

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Isha Dandavate [A1KWW9RO0ZPPYP] Survey- if you've donated online to a charity - $1.00 | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$27.48 / hour
00:02:11 / completion time

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Pros:
Great pay
Cons:

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Samuel Gershman [A1NLXULMPXG1OY] Dot Dash Game(~ 30 minutes) - $1.00 $3.93 bonus | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$24.21 / hour
00:12:13 / completion time

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Pros:
bonus makes it worth it
Cons:

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