08/28 - Tranquility Tuesday!

If anyone wants to be an adult, but doesn't have the qual, you can have mine, I'm returning it atm.

 

That didn't work as planned ...I went to take a pic of the BdayBoy badge and say "oh a cake for yourself?Do you have one of these? insert badge pic there" but stupid forum is on east coast time so badge is gone

 

It's his birthday?

Happy Birthday, @THFYM! I'll pretend I don't think you're creepy for awhile.

 

Don't do that.

That's our thing.

You'll ruin our entire dynamic.

 

And I thought we were internet friends ....

 

There are no friends on the internet. There are only people that are scouting out your skin to wear after they murder you.

I learned that one from @rdaneel

 

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

 

Oh, you can definitely count on me to be underachieving my potential. I've been doing it my whole life. I think I'm professional at it at this point. And I get that way all the time. Sometimes I just don't wanna work. I'm lucky to have a job where I can do that and not get fired.

 

I make no secret of the fact that I want to steal baby skin. It's so fresh and soft.

 

I'm safe then...nobody wants this wrinkly old shit

 

This must be why all the people with actual babies aren't around at the same time you are.

 

Yes, but what I wanted you to take away from our conversation is that I need you to moisturize.

Not just your tingle bump but all your skin. Every day. And lay off the chocolate.

Sure, it's gonna be tight, but I've seen some cross-country skiiers creating a crime with lycra, so it's gonna be aight, aight, aight.

 

I have no idea what is happening here but it seems both upsetting and interesting at the same time.

 

I laughed so hard at tingle bump.

 

Affirmative, ghostrider.

 

@THFYM

 

Since no one else is posting hits...

https://worker.mturk.com/projects/3...A6AFUKOONS03SA7ZBDFFTQH39H3U&auto_accept=true

How do I make it show up like all the other posts without downloading TV? (at work)

 

I was thinking of going on a diet so I'd fit, but it turns out Amazon (TurkerHub affiliate link needed) sells all I need:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UDR0TLU/?tag=thtv02-20
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H92F7ZU/?tag=thtv02-20
[NSFW]https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BAL8RY8/?tag=thtv02-20[/nsfw]

 

It's not even my birthday but it feels like it right now <3