09/02 - Swell Sunday!

I'm out, sleep or something similar. Night, Internet people.

 

I use some of the default windows 10 alarms since they are must less annoying and don't seem weird if someone is in my office and I forget to mute it.

 

This has been mine, don't laugh.

 

I love when I give my dog a bath and then he immediately spends twenty minutes licking his paws so the hair naps up a bunch again after I just cut them off.

 

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

 

Dinosaurs aren't real, and when you engage in fights with non-existent creatures you usually end up with a 2 week stay minimum in the local psych ward.

 

JFC lol I can't just can't even now......

Spoiler

You'll get jurasskicked

 

Oh. I guess that works too.

 

They don't put you in the psych ward for mescaline.

 

oh yeah they do !!

 

oh yes they do !

 

Credit to @Buntastic for the dinosaur pun.... she shared this on FB

 

Jose-Luis Castro Iglesias [A1O65VSU5KCXUD] Research on Full-time Employment and Entrepreneurship - 10-minute survey - $1.25 | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.37 / hour
00:04:05 / completion time

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Pros:
very straightforward
Cons:
check age requirements

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Once it wears off the hospital realizes you aren't crazy and sends you to jail or you get to go home if you're white.

 

hi guys I was going to turk tonight but I can't find any hits to work on. weird because I haven't done many surveys lately so they should be stacked up for me. well at least I can have fun reading your jokes

 

has anyone gotten any approvals or rejections on the vladimir's? the masters batches that post then sit there forever.

 

I haven't done them

 

Eyewitness Lab [A23G14DF61WLWN] A mock-witness task(~ 10 minutes) - $1.25 | PANDA

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Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$39.13 / hour
00:01:55 / completion time

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Title: Answer a short 5-minute survey about eating. MUST be OVERWEIGHT or OBESE, over 18, fluent English speaker. No repeats allowed. [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Kristen Lee [A36YICLFUSGTMW]
TurkerView: [ $ / hour ]
Description: MUST BE OVERWEIGHT/OBESE. You will answer questions on eating behavior and provide demographic information. You will not receive compensation if you do not meet the qualifications, do not complete the survey and/or do not pass the attention checks.
Duration: 00:10:00
Available: 0
Reward: $0.50
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98,
• Location EqualTo US,

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