09/29 - Spinning Around Saturday!

definition of a slow news day:

Lady Whose Home is Right Off 4th Fairway Complains About Golf Balls Hitting Her House. A Window Was Broken! Look, There're Four Balls in Her Yard! What Can Be Done?



edit: I didn't break her window

 

or plant some trees, or maybe don't buy a house on a golf course, nice lady

 

First world problems. Easy solution. Buy a potato cannon, shoot those balls right back to the players.

 

picture she sent:







next time gadget

 

9/10 proposal. Next time, put the ring on the hotdog.

 

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Screw you pinterest, there was nothing in that previous hit racy or porn. It was all food and shitty tattoos.

 

I know better than that, I will get her a ring when she's ready and she'll pick it out

 

that ain't right, and I'm not talking about just the price

 

Are you food shaming?

 

This totally sucks, my weekend ends Saturday night with this work schedule.

 

Are your Pizza places still open for delivery? Get me a pizza please...ghetto ass city shuts durivery down at 9pm on a damn Saturday

 

I definitely would eat that

 

Weekends we have pizza delivery until 3 a.m. Weekdays 1 a.m. One of the few perks here.

 

I might have one on the line for pancakes in the mornin tho so I'll get back to you on that pizza

 

Apparently they think the robbery rate is higher at night.... I think it is higher in the day

 

bun:m&c ratio is off

 

my m&c ratio is just fine, thank you.