10/28 - Savvy Sunday

Not allowed to curve pumpkins is okay by me, it ends up being messy anyway, but not able to trick or treat? Dang, that bites. And who put an age limit on that anyway?

 

LOL maybe when you put it like that...

 

you already kidnap my PoGo bestie!

 

Okay, so can we join the baseball team and build a treehouse in the wood instead?

There's no such thing as too old to trick or treat. If people look at you weird, say you have a glandular problem and are actually 8 years old.

 

Jack O Hater.

 

She's back home now

 

that we be a pituitary issue unless it is another dwarfism condition

and i do that often lol

 

if i had a dollar for everytime a baseball player spit on tv i would be a wealthy peach

cabinets full of money
a boat

 

May I recommend soccer as the preferred team sport. There are plenty of positions to play based on your desire for running, no one (me) gets stuck out in literally left field where nothing ever happens (except teaching myself to whistle over the season), and you don't have to worry about jock straps.

 

Oh yeah. I remember hearing about how Pokémon is like all violent and stuff. That or them being demons.

My mom never cared but I heard about it.

 

I suppose someone has to be "sober" to stop the rest of us hopped up on our "felonious" CBD from going out raping and murdering.

 

My mom didn't care what I watched until that one episode of Family Guy with the dog that they thought Brian had gotten pregnant. Also weren't allowed to watch Ren & Stimpy, but after that one episode with the teeth and nerve endings I didn't want to, anyway.

 

Not if it's Canadian/Australian plastic Monopoly money. Sinking wouldn't phase it at all.

 

But the pillaging is still fine? Right?

 

Dude. I love pillaging. It's always acceptable.

 

Just say you're "trick and treating" and you're good.