11/16 - Frigid Friday!

Now it's messed up again. Hm.

 

As a male, if I become pregnant from licking a handrail, Dr. Phil will be paying me for the rest of my life trying to diagnose where my life went wrong and how the hell this happened. Cash me outside!

 

Ben Milliken [AUKSH245TZZWD] Answer a survey about savings - $0.60 | PANDA

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I can't even remember. It seems like there were several some time ago that had some bizarro chicken questions in them. Great fodder for the forums!

 

Spoiler

Game of Chicken Bones, Winter is Cumming

 

What he does with the chicken after it consents to intercourse is never brought up in the questions. At least not that I remember. For all we know, he could be feeding it to terrorists or murderers. In that case, "Extremely Moral."

 

Honestly, this is making the last hour at work go so much quicker. Thank you guys. The weekend is near!

 

Life went wrong was with my suggestion of licking a handrail, also don't forget the options of door handles. Glad I could be of assistance. I will send you my bill as a percentage of any monies paid to you for guest appearances, and book/film deals.

Something tells me my percentage will amount to enough money to actually owe the IRS more then I receive but eh such is life.

 

For some reason my head tilts to the right like ten degrees when I read your posts and it makes me feel like an idiot

 

Because bone in chicken is for peasants.

 

There are some pretty fowl opinions on this forum right now

 

Does anyone know where a good tutorial is to help people learn how to use everything on Turkerview? @ChrisTurk

 

It's because he's using italics to mess with someone who doesn't even come here anymore.

 

Are you chickening out?

 

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Just click all the buttons.

 

Always wondered the story behind that

 

Not egg-xactly