01/03 - Taco Friday!?

Wait @ChrisTurk did you get the strategically placed scratching posts to save your furniture and cat toys and all that too?

 

the smell of liver and onions is the best thing ever

 

I got some basic toys/scratchers that were cheap, but that's on the list of things i need to add 500 versions of, find the $32,000 product that sells 1x/yr but I can't live without, delete them all, and just go to bed crying as I'm about to do with my litterbox adventure

 

u ok?

 

edit to his edit: originally said "overthinking" with apparently a flashing brain of colors that was an epileptic seizure waiting to happen.

his edit:
omg the lights in the darkness

 

Flashing lights

 

Thanks! I have 5 and they were costing me a fortune in regular cat litter! Here's a link that basically describes the whole process https://www.healthy-pet.com/products/simply-pine-pellet-litter
I use Pit Boss pellets, bought at Walmart, and they cost $20 for a 40lb bag. You can use whatever brand of pellet you like.

 

my potty doesn't look like i could press a nearby button and destroy a nearby galaxy so.. no

 

Shoot. Sorry. Most of y'all are probably in the dark. MA bad.

 

this was actually my edit message

 

Literally, no flashing lights here...just changing colors on the screen. But I have lights on, so...missed that!

 

Nah man. Cook like 20 lbs of it and then tell me again how good it smells.

Beef tongue is even worse.

 

I'm lucky to be a non picky eater, I'll eat just about anything.
But both beef liver and beets can fuck right off to Hell where they came from.

 

Just walked into kitchen and one of the demons was on the counter. They've both been up there today driving me nuts. No cats on counters!

Took me a minute to figure out why. Made bacon yesterday and drained the hot grease into a pyrex to cool before dumping into trash. They're licking the congealed bacon grease that is still on the counter because I haven't scraped it into trash yet.

Cats are gross.

 

enjoy cleaning THAT poop from your inferior box (that's now in my cart w/ 5 others, this is hopeless)

 

I'll probably slide right off of the scooper!

Inferior? My box is DA BESTEST!

I've had it for 10 years. It's on its fourth cat. Paid $9.99 for it back then. House does not smell like cats (my brother just told me this tonight, that he was somewhere else that smells like cats but my house has zero pet smell at all despite having three critters!)

 

Yay! Just got sprayed with cat snot.

Lucy has a cold. Is snuggling with me after licking bacon grease.

She just sneezed like five times in a row all over me.

Cats. Are. Gross.

(and she sneezed again... This time on the dog, though.)

 

wtf guys watch the video for this thing:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07TXKHB95/?tag=thtv02-20

I don't even know what universe I live in but it's not the one of anyone buying one of these

 

for people to precious to touch trash.

Or, this could be a great litmus test for dating. See one of these in someone's house and run. Wondering what biohazards they have in their trash that requires one of these.