02/10 - Sweet Saturday!

I just folded all of Matt's laundry for him...without being asked. I just thought it would be nice.

Uhhhh

 

What did you do, what expensive toy did you buy or what item of his did you sell to regain your living room?

 

Nope. Just felt like being nice.

Am...Am I dying?

 

Yes.

Any more questions?

 

Check your pulse if it's still then I don't think so, but we all are in a state toward dying just some sooner then others...

 

I folded my own laundry today. After I was done, I sat down and checked my temp and drank a whole bottle of water in case there was some weird toxin to flush out of my body.

 

See this is why we can't have nice things.

 

I am going to blame you and @Hummingbirdee for reminding me I still have a load of clothes in the dryer from earlier this afternoon. Actually I should blame this cough syrup for forgetting them but regardless I am rebelling and NOT going to fold them at least until I wake up.

 

We must have caught the same virus.

I can barely be bothered to do my own laundry and it's the one thing I refuse to do for Matt. And yet, I found myself being helpful...for no reason.What's next? I'm gonna clean his dirtbike boots?

OH NO, IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!

 

Oh man, what did he do to you when you were down with the flu????!?!?

 

Think about it. You're wanting to dirtbike with him. You're folding his laundry. You're working together on finding vrapis. Something happened while you were down, girl.

 

He brought me a coke because I was sad...and he apologized for being a jerk...like an hour later instead of 3 days later. He also took me on a date to a restaurant I wanted to go to that he had no interest in, and then he talked about his feelings ON PURPOSE.



Welp, the world has gone mad. The End is Near. Prepare your bunkers.

 

Holy crap. He's about to get y'all kicked out of California. Or else he's gonna propose again.

 

He put something into that Coke.

 

I would start looking for housing in missouri.