02/14 - Gimme Chocolate Wednesday!

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Pros:
Decent pay.
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Four short writing prompts. Involves thinking back at your past and writing about events that happened (4-6 sentences I think is what it said)

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I see your love letters, and contribute the love letters of President Harding to his mistress.

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/13/magazine/letters-warren-g-harding.html


Boyyyy, you know this is my wheelhouse.

 

In AP Gov't we had to do a presentation about a Supreme Court case and I chose Hustler v Farwell. The teacher let me run it though. I was ready to talk around the stuff Larry Flynt did, but he didn't care about what I said as long as I stayed on topic. That was a lot of fun.

 

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$1.65 / hour
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Google HIT. dunno if crap

 

I love them so much, and he's such a sweet kid, and his mom is wonderful, and it's clearly meant to be.

 

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$20.51 / hour
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Yeah, I realized this immediately.

Wife of Bath is when the knight meets the woman who is the witch/hag who gives him the option to have the ugly/loyal wife or the pretty/unfaithful one.

I took Chaucer up to graduate level, I am shamed for making a snafu!

 

Those are kinda tame compared to Joyce talking about farting in his lady's face.

 

Hold up. Is farting in m'lady's face NOT considered romantic? If so, I have to rethink my entire valentine's day plans.

 

I like them cause they are just so unexpected from him.

Matt and I both randomly just blurt out, "I'd fondle you into my arms and hold you there until you said, Warren! oh Warren!"

 

You are supposed to fart on the cake.

 

Read some of these and you'll have a whole bunch of weird shit to repeat.

Spoiler: Seriously naughty language in this link

http://mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters

 

Oh baby, I've read them.

Don't you worry your pretty little head off.

 

Nope, on her pillow, pink eye is soo romantic.

 

I was about to tell you the proper way to go about this, to really do it right, but I've been mod edited enough this week.

Let's just say it involves launching whipped cream out of your bottom.