02/22 - QualifEye? QualiFyre? QualiFriday (Softlaunch)

STS Lab [A3UBQTCR2B8RJN] Judge animals in different habitats - $0.75 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$19.15 / hour
00:02:21 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Qualifications: has done social combos DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 98; Location EqualTo US;

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Running.

 

Start selling FBA, keep inventory in the home, take the dog to a guard dog class, and then claim the pet expenses (guard dog class, food, vet bills)

 

Hey @Hummingbirdee doesn't one of your freeloaders have asthma? What does that sound like when he wheezes cause I'm about to rename Dave's cat squeek, sound like a deranged squeek toy.

 

I suppose the difficulty would be finding a reputable guard dog training course that would take an adult animal from a non-traditional guard dog breed and offer a certification you could present in the event of an audit.

Maybe so deeply traumatize yourself so that you require a service animal to function, and get the dog trained as a service animal?

A little extreme, but, I mean, think of the dog chow deduction alone.

 

Signed up for new internet service today and set the start day as next Tuesday. They apparently showed up TODAY when I wasn’t home between 5-6 and disconnected my current internet service without activating thiers, then closed their office two fucking hours early on a Friday night. I am fucking beside myself with rage and disbelief. No one to talk to. No one to fix it. Just f’d in the A at the end of a Friday.

 

Christian Vanek [A2VWA98B1CZJK2] Read Sample Websites & Answer Several Questions (~5-15 min) - $4.75 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$76.68 / hour
00:03:43 / completion time

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Pros:
satisfactory pay

Cons:
I'm not very good at this

Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location In CA, US;

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Frank once ran from the sound of his own farts and Skeet is a former bait dog who would gladly hurl himself in front of me, but can barely stop himself from peeing when a trainer firmly gives him instructions. He can barely stop himself from peeing when I tell him "no!" after he tries to grab a spoon off the counter.

Had a service dog for years and the tax deduction really was not much to write home about.

 

Chiara Longoni [A1ZE1GQMC0MYKV] Consumer Opinions - $0.40 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$9.60 / hour
00:02:30 / completion time

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Pros:
Quick and straightforward survey. (also the link has been fixed now)

Cons:
Writing prompt

Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 1000; HIT approval rate (%) > 98; Location EqualTo US;

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call up your current internet provider - tell them about the bullshit that just happened. They might hook you back up - and give you sizable discounts to stay with them

 

probably not, but it's worth a shot

 

It just amazes me that in a city of 130,000+ people with the states flagship university of another 30,000 people there isn’t one single decent internet provider. Would love to call hem but they actually close at 6.

 

That's his general wheezing from activity (open mouth breathing and tongue wagging are a sign, tho can be caused by other things too). An asthma attack sounds like trying to pass a furball or dry heaving and looks kinda like they are going to vomit and is SUPER DISTRESSFUL. I have a vid somewhere that I can scrounge up if you want, but it's pretty awful sounding. His really bad ones sound almost like a goose honking and his little eyes bulge and he kinda jerks forward like he's puking. He occasionally has mild attacks where he wheezes really loud for a few moments, but hasn't had a blow out attack in a good while now.

 

bearnie irl

 

why are you not at the United Center????!!?

 

Title: Identify themes in descriptions of bird habitat [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Poppy McLeod [A1FM15YTY49FQM]
TurkerView: [ $25.02 / hour ]
Description: Select from a list the content or themes that appear in 10 descriptions of bird habitat
Duration: 03:00:00
Available: 0
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 10000,
• HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 97,

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