02/27 - Whom Wednesday!

I'm just observing, waiting for 2 of you to realize you hooked up on tinder

 

Steve is that you?

 

I can hear my girl in the other room right now. The TV isnt on which means shes just waiting for me to walk in so we can talk. Ugh. Dont get married, or even consider. Lower you standards, play the field, and have fun. It's just easier that way.

 

Those Heat jerseys are fucking sick. Love the Vice City look.

 

I re-met my Matt-bot on POF, AMA.

 

someone's gonna go on a date with RA because he's got a pic of him and his mom in the profile - and it's gong to be awkward when they find out that it's actually RA and not his mom.

 

He single?

 

All you ever do when you talk about your wife is complain, dude. In the words of the great immortal prophet Tupac, if you can't learn to love them, you should leave them. Otherwise stop Grinching because I'm kind of annoyed.

 

I'm plenty happy being single so I don't bother with dating apps or w/e but if I end up with someone I end up with someone.

 

LOL. I say that to Lisa all the time. I'm like, "want to hop back into the pool and see if we match again?" She is never impressed.

 

In fairness to Troy, you're annoyed by almost everything.

 

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He just described you and your brother

 

shucks, I Grinch about my girlfriend all the time. Sometimes it's nice to Grinch about them. i love her and she's awesome. but god damn is she not perfect and it feels pretty good to point out her atrocities to my friends. also, i consider you all my friends. we spend a lot of time together. Your'e all pretty neat.

 

If you hadn't already known him, would you still have messaged him (or responded if he messaged you)? In other words was his profile any good?

 

Every time you post about your girl isn't a complaint about this or that, though.

 

We met in college, but didn’t date cause I thought he was an ash hole and he thought I was loud. Years later, we see each other on POF, and he has a scrawny ass dog now, so I figure he’s maybe less of an ass.

Annnnd the rest is history.

 

If you dont get annoyed by your significant other, either you cover it up, or havent come to terms and dont want to fix the issues. I complain because I can. This is a healthy outlet for me. lol. You are friends with whom I can make comments and nothing will ever get back to haunt me.

 

Is "grinching" them some new sexy thing kink?