03/13 - Washed Wednesday!

It is in his fur.

 

i heard someone boomboxing while i read this

 

Tupac Amaru Shakur born Lesane Parish Crooks

 

Joseph Bak-Coleman [A2NRE4Q8QKKMCA] Answer a brief survey about visual perception, with bonuses for correct answers - $2.50 | PANDA

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$81.82 / hour
00:01:50 / completion time

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Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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beckerlab [A18H84G8G8S4H6] Investigating the Effects of Sleep Deprivation and Alcohol Consumption on Mood and Cognition - $1.50 | PANDA

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$72.00 / hour
00:01:15 / completion time

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I said "hey dude, you're a professor at Wake Forest, you've got a prestigious social identity, you're not oppressed man."

 

O

M

G

I have just spent 45 minutes pulling my hair out trying to figure out why I am locked out of our server for our website.

I'm the only one who accesses it.

I even searched company email to see if there had been a password reset done. No email about it.

My boss/mom finally gets back to office and swears she has changed no passwords.

BUT THEN

Oh wait.

Yeah, the credit card expired and she didn't know the password so she requested a change. Instead of asking me for the password.

THEN DELETED THE EMAIL CHAIN ABOUT THIS SO I COULDN'T FIND IT AND PREVENT MYSELF FROM 45 MINUTES OF WTF HAPPENED.

tldr; it was nothing, my boss changed the damn password, deleted the emails about it, and neglected to tell me

 

New Requester Profile!

Elijah [A3OBVLHPQXGL9S] Eggland's Best - $0.25 | PANDA

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$10.00 / hour
00:01:30 / completion time

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Pros:
Eggs are eggcellent

Cons:
The pay isn't eggcellent.

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sudo su

chhhhk

I'm in.

 

Now if everyone was assimilated by the Borg then we wouldn't have these problems.

 

Why didn't anyone tell me 3 months ago there was a Wu Tang tiny desk?

 

Run before @Mothra assimilates us~!

 

MIT-PERL [A3NUHDYTCDI1G4] Complete a fun task for MIT-sponsored study - $6.00 | PANDA

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$14.21 / hour
00:25:20 / completion time

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Pros:
Easy, took a little less time than advertised, generous pay

Cons:
takes longer than most surveys

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MIT-PERL [A3NUHDYTCDI1G4] Complete a fun task for MIT-sponsored study - $6.00 | PANDA

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$18.43 / hour
00:19:32 / completion time

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what the fuck was that autocorrect

Google plz

 

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be associated with a giant murder moth either.

 

You have no clue. What she changed it to was sooooooooo easy to crack. I mean, like so she can remember it easy (she's 71).

DON'T FUCK WITH MY WEBSITE! I don't care if she is the boss/owner/my actual mother.

Or my routers/hubs/security system. Or anything at all related to the computers here. I'll shank someone for that, lol.

 

This is what I get for using my phone instead of a real keyboard to shit post.

 

furthest from the left
?

did they mean farthest left or farthest from the left (which is farthest right)?

 

Was it hunter2?