03/15 - Stompy Sunday!

put the lime in the coca leaf and snort 'em both up?

someone quarantine this post it's so stupid. mods pls

 

Mod me, I'll take care of it.

 

For those that like dashboards:

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

 

I was taking my nasal spray and the bot suddenly hollers, "ARE YOU SNORTING UP AN 8 BALL IN THERE OR SOMETHING?"!

 

lmao this looks like those old plague games.. but uhhh???

 

The key is to keep the obvious symptoms out of things until after you infect greenland and madagascar, DUH.

 

Ships at sea as well as offshore quarantines.

 

Damn Russia doing work over there wtf

 

Wait seriously? That's impressive accuracy if not just made up BS lol

 

AIS is a thing...

 

Can you imagine being the one dude in Bumfork, North Dakota to contract this thing? feelsbad

We're talking about a disease that makes people shit out their brains requiring no less than 736 rolls of TP per day.. there is no room for science or logic here

Cool map thanks for giving my ADD riddled brain something to do today

 

I wish you could zoom into each state and see data per county.

 

Yuval Salant [A1X1R8SJPZBYAK] Survey about coronavirus(~ 4 minutes) - $0.40 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$53.33 / hour
00:00:27 / completion time

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Pros:
One question, then completion code. Fingers crossed...

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [908300034-203605] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 500; HIT approval rate (%) >= 90; Location In US;

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The interesting part is if they integrate real time testing and a little bit of ADS-B (flight tracking) it will look like war games as the planes land:

 

Jungkeun Kim [A23DTCXK5UZU49] Short Consumer Survey - $0.22 | PANDA

Low

<24 hours

Unrated

$4.89 / hour
00:02:42 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 24 hours ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) > 95; Location EqualTo US;

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Priya [A21BX2UE1VANZT] COVID-19 - $0.10 | PANDA

Underpaid

<24 hours

Unrated

$3.91 / hour
00:01:32 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 44 hours ago)
Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

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Mochen Yang [AD8TKCOJWBKN1] Take a survey about prediction and earn bonus - $0.50 $0.80 bonus | PANDA

Unrated

<24 hours

Unrated

$5.21 / hour
00:14:58 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 51 hours ago)
Qualifications: ML_Reliance_Participation DoesNotExist ; Location EqualTo US;

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Look at you. All technical.