03/23 - Thirsty Thursday!

I thought your avatar was wearing glasses, and I thought - heh well now i've seen everything - but then I looked closer... nope

 

Spoiler: it's a butt

 

Spoiler: obnoxious gif

 

better yet, is having Masters and being a F'N Unicorny

 

Title: Quick Survey(~ 5 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Yana Litovsky [A21MN0FJ0Y00KA] (Contact) TO: [Comm: 2.00] [Pay: 4.20] [Fair: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 6] [ToS: 0] Description: A 5 minute opinion survey Time: Unable to pull duration HITs Available: 27 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Exc: [35212-34623] has not been granted; Location is one of: US

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If such a person exists, I'll eat my hat.

 

Title: 5-7 minute research study(~ 45 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: MPR Lab [A1D3TEW14SPDKU] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.14] [Fair: 4.93] [Comm: 4.42] [Fast: 4.90] [Reviews: 167] [ToS: 1] Description: Participate in a research task Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 36 Reward: $0.70 Qualifications: Exc: [37750891-37717] has not been granted; Total approved HITs is not less than 100; SurveyGroup [302] has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 97; Location is one of: US;

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Just under three minutes.

 

You might need this

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VTSWTGU/?tag=thtv0f-20

 

Dermot Lynott or as I like to call him, Dermooty Lynooty

 

Yeah, why does it show that way sometimes, instead of the name? It is Erik Peterson on the hit and in Turkopticon. Sometimes they post with the name, and sometimes as Preview. Melting Glacier's hit further up the page is the same way.

 

I'm pretty sure @SeDuCeR is both. I think we should make him eat his hat though....lucky bastard.

 

I wouldn't be resentful about masters if there was some way to work towards it. If we were in a karate class and they gave out black belts randomly we would be infuriated. Not that I have anything against masters themselves but really amazon?

 

wtf

 

Masters? It's just a bullshit word.

So you go on and stamp your Amazon form, sonny,

and stop wasting my time. Because to tell

you the truth

Spoiler

 

I hadn't really noticed until Wimplo said something. Somebody made a remark about a requester named Preview a couple of days ago, and I though it was really a name at that time.

 

Tonight, we see how much more of a dumpster fire my bracket can become.

 

The last time masters weas given out was December 2015.. and there are a few people that don't have masters that would if it was based on merit alone.