03/26 - Make That Money Monday!

yeah, shake it for me, shake it like in your avatar

 

I don't like avocados so I don't think I can be a millennial.

 

RIP

 

That's what I was thinking. The phone and computer had absolutely nothing to do with each other.

 

ahhh ok yes hearts left lol.

My hubby and I (when bf/gf status) would do that stupid staying up till 3am talking on the phone/fall asleep on the phone with each other thing that i think most teenagers of my age did (apparently now they text more than talk), and my dad would get up at 2:30 am and want to update Telechart....a stock market data program, so he'd yell at me to go the fuck to sleep and get off the damn phone lol.

I learned to listen for his footsteps and/or alarm going off and know I had to hang up then so he didn't know how late I stayed up.

 

AMEN!

They're weird...I might get used to the taste, but the texture is just bizarre. It's like eating butter

 

And what is wrong with eating butter?

 

lol nothing, butter at least has a delicious taste. avocado is like flavorless butter

 

I think if you're eating straight butter you might have some issues.

 

Clogged arteries, for one.

 

I mushed it up with onion powder, salt, and lime juice to make fake quac and then put it in a taco and I hated it

 

I still like to slap some butter on bread for a quick snack. Definitely not healthy, but...

 

I think this ends the conversation. I do not think you will go below than this.

 

At least have the decency to toast it, you heathen.

 

just put a slice of cheese in there