03/26 - Toilet Paper Chase Thursday

They're waiting for you at the border.

 

tap around it, itll break up

shhhh, stop overkilling things

 

This is a classic distraction technique to bury the ferret story

 

IDK about convicting for murdering a grocery store meat cougher

but I'd sure as fuck convict him for what he did to squatcobbler's ferret.

 

Conversion rate wasn't mentioned so I assumed it would be laughable. Brought the hit up to 7.27/hr.

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Someone sneezed on me today.

I just wanted cat litter

 

he's a monster

 

Did you call the cops? I would've called the cops.

 

Look at this little thing. This is the kind of tiny road block I am up against.

 

Welp I am never going out agian

 

Laura Smalarz [A38SJI3VF8CMLH] Evaluations of Eyewitnesses(~ 18 minutes) - $3.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$38.85 / hour
00:04:38 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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@ChrisTurk is the best!
Oh! And I was supposed to pass on a message!

 

UCLA CDS [A3RNEJ2KFIBKVS] Evaluating a Hiring Policy(~ 12 minutes) - $1.00 | PANDA

Unrated

<24 hours

Unrated

$10.91 / hour
00:05:30 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Impossible (HIT Last Seen: 6 hours ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [1804262155-204108] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 1000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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Anne Wilson [A1692SPP0DBHC7] Political Beliefs of the Self and Others(~ 15 minutes) - $1.50 | PANDA

Unrated

<24 hours

Unrated

$25.84 / hour
00:03:29 / completion time

Approved! ​

Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [-1043152680-206274] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location In US;

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Zachary Reese [A35N50JMTV524G] Survey about romantic relationships(~ 6 minutes) - $0.86 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.64 / hour
00:06:45 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) >= 97; TP Panel: 190064698 N >= 100; Exc: [6606422-205880] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

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Now @ChrisTurk is taking over other people's accounts to distract from the ferret story

 

He's pretty good at it, too, he even remembered that Bob doesn't know how to use the Giphy button.

 

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she was in on it

 

Sigh. Alright this joke has gone way too far you guys. I think it's pretty clear I abandoned mental stability ~3 months ago.

It was 2 ferrets. And a mongoose. But the mongoose just watched.