03/28 - Stuff is Broke Saturday

I don't think you can cover someone in sardine oil and then bring them to a tiger without them getting at least a little suspicious.

 

The idea is she killed him before putting the oil on him......everyone thinks she killed her husband and fed him to a tiger.

 

1 cup all purpose flour
1 cup soft butter
4 eggs
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup of milk
1 tsp of vanilla (optional really, but I add it to everything)

Preheat oven to 350
put eggs and vanilla in a bowl and beat for 8 minutes or so until it can hold it's shape when you raise the beater. It's called the ribbon stage.
in a different bowl, cream the butter and sugar for about 4 minutes
add flour to the sugar mixture
add egg mixture to sugar mixture
fold in, don't beat
add the milk and mix
bake for 20-25 minutes.

This is only a single layer, but you can double it if you'd like. Let me find a basic frosting recipe and I'll post it too. There are some that don't need powdered sugar. But do you happen to have powdered sugar?

 

https://realhousemoms.com/magic-custard-cake/
I have never made this but it look good

 

Wonder what happened to don? now we know.
Sex games gone wrong.

 

I have powdered sugar actually left from Christmas baking

 

I have two episodes left!

 

Thanks, can't unsee that.

 

I don't remember actually watching anything on Netflix. I do remember scrolling for hours looking for something to watch though.

 

All that show really taught me is the world of people who have exotic animals is really fucking weird.

 

Perfect! Then that will be easy! Sorry it took so long, my computer just crashed


This make about 3 cups of buttercream. More than enough for a single layer, and should be just right for a double layer, depending on the size.

3 cups powdered sugar
1 cup butter
1 tsp vanilla
a couple tablespoons of milk (depends on the consistency you like) But just add a LITTLE at a time.

Beat the butter to soften it
add vanilla
add powdered sugar a little at a time
add milk a little at a time

Mix together until it's all incorporated. If you want chocolate buttercream, simply add some cocoa powder.

 

Also, what is wrong with people?

My sister is sending me text messages after working from home for a week how she's bored and depressed and life just needs to go back to normal, you can't lock everyone down. Is this where we are as a society that a month of being asked to change your routine has people not caring about anyone else because they're bored?

Jesus Christ get a damn hobby and be quiet.

 

Thanks guys I may make more than one cake a sponge and one of those magic custard cakes they both sound delicious

This is defiantly a year of improvising I'm sure he will remember it though

 

I have a sudden urge for cake for some reason