04/12 - Workable Wednesday!

Gentoo is still a demon of it's own and slackware is meh. Everyone just install funtoo and call it a day.

Edit: let's all just switch to FreeBSD

 

We really need to find you a real girl to replace that real doll in your room.

 

"Don't worry @Randomacts, it happens to everybody"

Sorry man, I haven't done a hit in an hour.

 

You hear that, The bird is taking donations for a plane ticket. Taking one for the team...

 

Title: Motivation Survey | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Jeff Weekley [A2OZLZB2U71PTP] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: Describe the faetures of jobs and organizations that you find motivating at work Time: 3 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.6​

 

@ChrisTurk I need to see someone in HR pronto. I feel stuck inside a unsafe work environment.

Edit: also Linux & Sex, things that don't go together. ever.

 

Title: Learning Mystery Words | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Project on Child Development [A1XI8PC3UNT5B6] (Contact) TO 1: Not Available TO 2: Not Available Description: In this study, you will learn new words in a foreign language. We’ll teach you a new word and ask you to figure out what it means. This study will take approximately 5 minutes and you will be paid $0.50. (NU IRB#STU00204313, Sandra Waxman, PI) Time: 1 hour HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.50 Qualifications: Masters Exists ;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.6​

 

Title: 3 minutes - two short studies, around 15 easy questions on your response to products | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Niels van de Ven [A312AAR5XAII68] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.87] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 27] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Answer 15 questions on what you think about some products Time: 2 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.36 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.6​

 

Hello! I own a plane! (well, half!) Not a super fast plane, but still. Tbh, I would probs just borrow a faster one if I wanted to get somewhere in a hurry.

Donations for av gas would be great though.

In my defense, I didn't start it this time!

 

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Come now, It's perfectly safe I'll wear protection and be gentle.

 

It's actually part of their test. They want to see how motivated you are to complete the survey.

 

> Gentle

That's not gonna work for me buddy, I like it fast and rough. Unless some smooth rnb is involved.

edit: HR indeed doesn't exist, if you haven't noticed we don't even have a coffee machine here.

 

Negative 12. Already returned it.

 

Yeah everyone knows it is BSD and sex.. not Linux and sex.

 

This will make my day a little better.

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