04/29 - Mole Monday

Students and tiny cramped dormitories go hand in hand.

 

He added dirtbike and motorcycle stickers. I found this especially ironic, given the circumstances.

I may borrow this for next time, tho. Knowing Matt, he will use his remaining 6 lives in equally colorful incidents.

 

Wait, 6? I thought Matt bots had 9 lives.

 

This post jump just screwed me.

 

9 fingers

 

I actually got really lucky my freshman year and lived in an old nursing home converted to housing, so everything was huge and handicap accessible. Then I moved out of the dorms because fuck living there.

 

Deciding betwixt watching Futurama and The Golden Girls to go to sleep to...... decisions decisions.......

 

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How did you deal with the ghosts and lingering smell of old people and despair?

 

Remember this when you... "smell old".

 

Yeah, but he's down 3: 1 in the motorcycle accident. 1 in the dirtbike accident where he snapped both his arms (some rando idiot decided to go backwards on the track and collided with Matt mid air and like...broke him). 1 in the mountain bike incident where he smashed his teeth out.

Matt bots are a special breed of crazy, and nothing will stop them from healing in order to be back on their dangerous toys the next season!

 

Listen, I've been in nursing homes when my mom was still a CNA. They all had the same old people smell. It was horrible.

 

Think I'll jump off a cliff before someone relegates me to the old folks home for poor people.

 

Why is the industrial bubble wrap I suggested not on your wishlist?



Guess the pack of blue ink pens were useful otherwise.

 

The robots will use us for fuel by the time you have to worry about that.

 

You will struggle to survive

I doubt it.

 

The cathedral was much spookier tbh.

 

I cannot confirm or deny that rumor.

 

Don't "WOW" me! It's in her living will!