05/01 - Monthly Run Down Monday

I swear these are chinese to vietmanese translations or something. The grammar makes no pattern sense.

 

Ok so the girl at the coffee shop handed me my receipt and told me there was a survey attached. ....No payment for the survey not even a donut or coffee...I don't think so I will use that as valuable turking time

 

Well the TO looks good, so I think I'll be fine... Thanks!

 

Title: Very Short Survey(~ 1 minutes) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Kelsey Procter [A10WMY17KPZCFO] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 3.78] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 10] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: Less than one-minute survey, potential for invitation to a longer survey with additional reward Time: 10 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.10 Qualifications: Exc: [41531-40942] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

1 minute - is a qualification HIT for a future survey

 

Until it backfires and you learn some new stuff about your mom

 

what are all the record where year is smaller than 2003.555463444515 ?

Go home. You're drunk. Like REALLY drunk.

 

What'd I miss in the past...hour? I bet it good stuff. It was good stuff wasn't it.

 

Title: Identify anomalous regions in time series | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Kate [AVD7WFBWICEN0] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 4] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Auto Approval: 16 hours Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.36 Qualifications: 4/28/17 block repeat ASAP workers has not been granted ; Total approved HITs is greater than 1000; HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 98; Location is one of: CA, US;

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​

~2 minutes

 

"Do you know how much I get paid taking surveys on a daily basis?!"
Cashier: *Slides over a penny from the give-a-penny-take-a-penny-tray*

 

AHHHHH

 

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Research Methods for work related to 311HQEI8RSLHYLS209LI6BZ7XEAZ7N.
The value of your bonus is: $0.01 USD

The Requester included this note:
Thank you for participanting in our study The other person chose to keep their $1, so you earned a bonus of $0. We have given you a 1 cent bonus in order to send you this message informing you of the outcome.


Raking in the dough !

 

Look at frickin' moneybags over here! Get em b oys!!!

 

Totally worth it if you can grab it in under 6 seconds!

 

I would take a donut

 

What are all the players ever in ball game?

Yep..
Um...
Someone needs to go HAM on that question.

 

At this point, I'm questioning whether there was ever a $1 bonus for you all