05/01 - Whittled Wednesday!

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If I do not know how to tie my shoes, how the fuck do you expect me to know the finer points of English grammar, that is why I am in Peru, it is the only place nobody knows my English sucks. I am going to have to install the Grammarly app to keep the grammar police off my back on the forum.

 

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My wife is hot enough for me to find a way to figure it out..

 

what if your wife asked you to tie her shoes?

 

Its hot as shit in Peru and I wear sandles all the time so no one has figured it out yet.

 

Rub her feet and shoes get forgot about

 

Asking the important questions.

 

do they sell TOMs down there?

 

or do they send the free pair there?

 

excellent question, that or some velcro new balances.. def need those. You are asking some very excellent questions red.

 

you seem like the new balance type

 

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