05/02 - Leafs Will Win Wednesday!

He told me I had to pick her up from the airport in front of our mutual friends. I think he was under the impression I wouldn't tell him to suck it in front of of them- he was wrong.

HER! Only because there isn't space in this apartment, unlike our last 2 houses. She also mentioned looking at houses like an hour from us. Fucking kidnap me please.

 

How the hell do I disable alerts for peasant replies? Like I only want to know when someone quotes me so I feel important.

 

Matt is so helpless at finding shit, the animals don't even Grinch to him when they are hungry. They will be totally silent and the minute I walk in the door, they go nuts and I wonder WHY he didn't feed them. I asked him, because it's always me that feeds them, but the cats are pretty vocal about their schedule and I keep the food organized in containers- He has now realized all the animals think he's incapable of feeding them, and I'm sure that's partially because I feed him too. They won't ever go up to him whether I'm home or not, unless they are trying to play him and get his dinner.

He's a helpless idiot in the eyes of our cats/dogs. It's honestly the funniest thing. And full disclosure, sometimes I shake the food over my head while hollering, "I AM YOUR GODDESS!" and they all meow/bark and jump around so...you could say I feel pretty badass.

 

You sure this is right? I think for putting up with her, you should be in a nice hotel with a pool for the week.

 

So tempting.

He told her I was picking her up, since he can't get off work early that day and she scheduled a stupid early flight in (why?) and she goes, "Oh. You're still with [name redacted cause I don't even go by it and have NEVER gone by it the entire time she's known me]?"

Yes Dianne, I'm still here. I haven't been struck down by lightning yet. We are still living in sin (lol).

I'm still waiting for @THFYM to swoop in and marry her for that sweet pension money.

 

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the pitch one is mind numbing.

 

why, oh why, can't kids put stuff back where they found it