05/04 - Swimming Saturday!

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You pulled it off perfectly. Say goodbye, post 10 more times in 5minutes

 

"Hey y'all!! How are we doing today?!?! We're fixin to learn about some really cool stuff, so buckle up and be prepared for a fun ride!"

I don't think they would like my style or accent. lmao

 

Bless your heart.

 

Professional quality voice overs on MTurk

 

LOL me too. I used to have a clean what they call "Ohio" accent when I was in journalism school but now my southern accent is pretty strong.

 

Isn't that precious,lol

 

Twang isn't just a beer salt y'all!!

 

Right? Lol I saw it on the HITs page and thought someone might want it.

 

Yes. I use that one quite a bit. lamo

 

ARRRGHGHHGHGHG grid tasks.... but $$$..... I will survive.

 

My voice teacher would whack my knuckles any time I had a strong accent.

 

Here's a retort from the big apple city for ya

 

Well aren't you just the cutest little thang!!!!! *insert cheek pinch here*

 

That's some solid motivation there LOL

 

This is also why I have great posture. "Hills to the mountains, girls!"

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY, BIRDIE?!"

And in ballet class, it was, "FIX YOUR PANCAKE FEEEEEEET! ARE YOU A DUCK NOW?!"

 

FYI @ChrisTurk if someone says this about your kiddo, and adds the smile that squishes their nose, your kiddo is being a pita. lmao. Just in case that situation ever occurs you now know to randomly yell at your kid (any subject will do) in an attempt to look like a competent parent (which is bullshit cause we're all just winging it and have no idea what's going on besides the fact that we're keeping the little creatures alive).

 

Crawled back into my pastry making cave this morning.

 

This confuses me SO MUCH.

 

God I want to marry you but I would weigh 500 pounds, so we're gonna have to keep the love a long distance thing.