05/06 - Seven Ate Nine Monday

Instructions unclear, stabbed Tom the Turkey with a spork.

 

Looks like meat's back on the menu.

 

Yea jammed seems way more likely anyway unless she's secretly She Hulk.. otoh broken fingers are kinda minor anyway so I'm calling it safe for this joke.

 

That's a brand name that really just begs to be misread

 

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | PANDA
Requester: Andy [A3JSJNT0GIBCUH]
TurkerView: [ $98.40 / hour ]
Description: Give us your opinion about our products
Duration: 60 Min
Available: 1
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• Masters Exists

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Bake the cake

 

CT that is another one

 

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions [ $ | $ ] PANDA
Requester: Andy [A3JSJNT0GIBCUH]
TurkerView: [ $98.40 / hour ]
Description: Give us your opinion about our products
Duration: 01:00:00
Available: 1
Reward: $5.00
Qualifications:

• Masters Exists [ Request | How to Use ]

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YOLOOOOOOOOO

 

This is actually pretty good btw.

 

..you're tofurking with me, right?

 

Nope! lol
A couple Thanksgivings back we didn't have enough money to get a real turkey and those are pretty cheap. Don't go into it thinking it's turkey and it's decent

 

All seriousness, you're a very handsome man.

Or so I've gathered from my team of spies personal investigators stationed outside of your home.

 

non gmo so it must be good

 

Lmao if that's the conclusion you got I'm sorry but you've been scammed

Or they're the best photographers on the planet & I'd like them to go back in time for my high school yearbook shots

 

They are my agents.