05/13 - Myopic Monday

Yes.

 

Y'all are spendthrifts. There's free toilet paper in like, every single public restroom.

 

Public restroom? They don't charge you for TP or meals in prison. smh at you free folk

 

yeah, like every time I go to the cafe in our department, I end up buying nothing but exiting with lots of creams, sugars, napkins, cups, ice!, hot water.

 

Yeah, but you have to shit in front of other dudes. And the meals come from a dehydrated 50lb bag of "meat mix".

I'll take freedom for 500, Alex.

I still use some stolen dining hall tableware

 

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I mean, if you can't afford toilet paper, you're probably eating the same "meat."

 

I prefer to think of it as them having to watch me shit.

It feels slightly less weird that way, and I encourage everyone to try it to see if it works for you.

 

Our 20 man cells had a bathroom off to the side. The only ones that didn't were our 2 man cells and medical cells. As far as food, ours wasn't bad, but it was definitely not @Hummingbirdee quailty...

 

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i love me some phosphate

 

Say what you want about American food, but at least we don't have a "pudding" whose name sounds like an STD

 

I have to imagine you're not the only PhD like this, which really sheds a light on why some MTurk studies pay like crap.

 

aldi's brand spam is suspiciously similar to that

 

ct pls

good minimum $15/hour when?

 

I was sponsored by Polar Bear; mine was not a money issue but a sheep following the herd

 

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I'm interested in getting my PhD. Where do I apply for this scholarship?

 

So there's an application for linux where if you mistype a command, it basically says "did you mean ...?" and suggests a proper one. Instead of having to type that command over again, you just type "fuck" and it does it for you



I might have to install this.