05/31 - Feelin' Friday!

I've realized I don't have the upper body strength or balance for crutches so I'll probably break something else soon.
The driver is now in jail because it is a big no no to hit people with your car and try to drive away.
Pain meds are nice.

 

Daaaamn. I'd never give up the top baseball autos I have.

 

I know you don't mean ME, but I was on a hike all day. I valued my rare cell phone signal for contact with my broke hip Grinch.

 

Haha no I meant @Ana* since she was the one to very mildly mention someone got hit by a bus like it was no biggy

 

@ChrisTurk When is your baby coming so we know when we can expect 2 am forum visits

 

@Buntastic your already a felon hit and run is now driving a bus.
FYI I never mentioned any kind of vehicle

 

Sadly just like @ChrisTurk my brother is firmly in the weenie hut jr camp and does whatever his gf tells him to do.

Yes he should break up with her but it won't be my problem once I move out.

 

Gotta grow the legend of how she survived a car bomb assassination somehow.

 

Yeah, getting to send that mugshot out was nice. Driver (it was a female, but Birb can confirm I was valid in my confusion there) has a major record already so the new felony doesn't look like its phasing her....she is smiling in her mugshot.

 

Compromise is the only way we've never murdered each other in this house. Matt gets his obnoxious mechanical decor (tho, I love the original cub prop, but don't tell him) and I get my obnoxious decorative birbs. We "accidentally" broke the ugly AF lamp his mom gave me during the move, and both of our most obnoxious decor have gone into our respective caves (garage, my office).

 

With a kid strap on her back and missing fingers.

 

Yeah compromise is ideal but they aren't doing that. Everything is her way and my brother just does what she says.

They will either break up eventually or my brother will be miserable the rest of his life.

 

Can you sign divorce papers before getting a marriage license?

 

Well we can call the CPS on CT

Damn I'm a

 

Do you need Cat Protection Services?

 

that looks like some weekend at bernie's shit