07/03 - Markout monday!

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  1. leftfield

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    leftfield, Jul 3, 2017
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  2. ThisPoorGuy

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    "Oh yeah, time to cross the Potomac baby"
     
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  3. ThisPoorGuy

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    It is surprisingly hard to come up with a Virginia geography based vagina joke that won't get me banhammered, fyi.
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 3, 2017
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  4. ceedj

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    I did 10, all of them were the blank placeholder. Not doing anymore, I like my qual too much. :lol:
     
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    ceedj, Jul 3, 2017
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  5. lefty

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    I'm dead

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  6. Hummingbirdee

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    You can call me George Washington!

    Wait...no.

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    Title: Opinion Survey | PANDA
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    Requester: Tatiana Sokolova [A204B3QO6FE9BF] (Contact)
    TO 1: [Pay: 3.88] [Fast: 3.91] [Comm: 1.89] [Fair: 3.78] [Reviews: 71] [ToS: 0]
    TO 2:     Not Available
    Description: Opinion Survey: earn $0.30 in 2-3 minutes.
    Time: 10 minutes
    HITs Available: 11
    Reward: $0.30
    Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThan 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US;
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​
     
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    BadPanda, Jul 3, 2017
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  8. Klitch

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  9. Hummingbirdee

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    @ThisPoorGuy

    Every time I make this joke, I wonder how many lurkers think I'm possibly a black widow and/or gold digger.

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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 3, 2017
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  10. ThisPoorGuy

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    As long as those lurkers aren't in law enforcement you're good ;)
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 3, 2017
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  11. MikeTheChef

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    hello:emoji_hugging:
     
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  12. Hummingbirdee

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    Come on, seriously, I wouldn't murder him. You don't get the life insurance if you murder him!

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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 3, 2017
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  13. lefty

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    we've seen you post about how hawt he is several times, so you've got that going for you too lol
     
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    lefty, Jul 3, 2017
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  14. NBadger

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    I looked up "spider money" in the hopes of a cute spider wrapped up in dollar bills. Instead,

    I got a gif of a very alive tarantula crawling its way out of some guy's mouth, because he'd apparently stuffed it in previously??

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    NBadger, Jul 3, 2017
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  15. ThisPoorGuy

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    Unless, as stated, you pretend he's going on a trip to alaska where he met an untimely demise and you make a break for the border.
     
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    ThisPoorGuy, Jul 3, 2017
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  16. bttrflyyy

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    And I was just going to add... At least not until after you verify the insurance payout amount and recipient ;)
     
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    bttrflyyy, Jul 3, 2017
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    Requester: PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] (Contact)
    TO 1: [Pay: 4.24] [Fast: 4.79] [Comm: 4.16] [Fair: 4.72] [Reviews: 283] [ToS: 1]
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    HITs Available: 1
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    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​
     
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  18. laby

    laby Survey Slinger Former MTG MotM TurkerView Masters

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    Time: 5 minutes
    HITs Available: 8
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    Qualifications: PickFu NDA is 1; Gender is one of: 2; Location is US; Age is one of: 2;
    HIT exported from Mturk Suite v1.21.10​
     
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  19. Hummingbirdee

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    He does have a variety of good looking...assets.

    I mean, given the fact that he flies various experimental airplanes and old warplanes all the time, it would clearly be smarter if he had an "accident."

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    Hummingbirdee, Jul 3, 2017
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  20. jdzane

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    If you qualify, the second part is closer to about 15-20 minutes, not the 30 stated. And she pays out the bonus within an hour or two!
     
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