07/29 - Meow Money Meow Problems Monday

That looks suspiciously like a desk.

You just took a picture of the flowers on your desk and are trying to pass it off on us as virtue.

 

you can tell they mean it, because sunflowers are the absolute best

 

LIMEWIRE 4EVA, BB!

 

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Fixed it

 

Just when I thought some requesters couldn't get dumber

 

maybe they want to know if anybody still wears jncos, which would indicate both

 

I thought we were friends, and you insult me like this. YOU'VE WOUNDED ME, HERE TODAY, SIR!

 

I found an ant crawling on me the other day, and since then I have felt about 20-30 other ants crawling on me, but they always mysteriously disappear when I look for them. 1 ant got into my house and every subsequent one has all been in my head, or they've learned to become invisible...your call.

At least it wasn't an earwig, I hate those little bastards

 

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You lucky bast.... ehem, I mean, here you go guys!

 

I ended my answer with "If you really meant 'jeans', my dad has an ugly pair of "dad levis" that he refuses to get rid of"

 

Meth is bad for you bro

 

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The 90s had the worse pants. Did they even make slacks without pleats that decade?

 

btw I will not stand for this jnco slander.

 

It's not like I didn't wear them until my last year of high school when I decided to be more punk and switch to torn skinny jeans to accentuate my heroin body.

 

so much of the 90s fashion was bad/amazing/bad

i for sure rocked the jncos, with XL band tshirts when i should have fit into a S/M. being short made it even more ridiculous.

 

This is going to be shocking, I know, but I wasn't cool enough to wear those

Also, pretty sure they didn't make it into Canada until 5 years ago

 

the real question is, which type of punk?: