08/08 - Thickened Thursday!

what are you going to do with your share of the 71 cents?

 

I was saving up for a chocolate bar.

 

Yeah seemed like today would have been a good day. Unfortunately I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up at 1pm PST ...

 

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Smart way to quintouple your money

 

"My dearest Maribel; I'm writin you from the fields of Antietnam with some poorly dour news to bestow upon you. It seems our progeny has taken up with a red haired jezebel who dont even have the proper matriculation. I surely must say I do not know how she will fit in on the plantation. These are trying times but maybe if she comes to cotillion she will at least learn the proper table manners. Get the mutton steaks ready, I'll be home as soon as we win this war. -Yours truly, Nathan Beauregard"

 

This is probably both mathematically incorrect & spelled wrong, just look at the image

 

It’s like you summoned the spirit of my FIL, who hated redheads and was suspicious of my hair upon meeting me.

 

Your hope is futile...

 

Dear request this is not the week to ask me this question

Spoiler

 

With a child on the way @ChrisTurk is going to need a new car and I found the perfect one for him.

http://shopperchopper.com/

 

As a fellow redhead I’m offended and now wondering if my hair is the reason my in-laws never liked me.

 

Redheads are known as people possessed by demons in the deep south. I'm just glad they didn't burn you at the stake!

 

Me: RA clearly didn't read my amazement at people w/ 50k in the bank

Nevermind nailed it

 

HOLY HELL I thought it was a gag gift & an actual shopping cart.. that thing is freaking huge

 

-$20,000 * 5 is not $100,000

sorry @ChrisTurk

 

Matt smoothed things over by explaining that my hair is naturally brown.

Didn’t really help with the objections to “Yankees and short people.” But it was a start!

He didn’t say “ short people,” he said something way worse.

 

Lol yeah someone posted a gif of it on reddit. The thing is street legal btw.

 

I mean, if you can drive a tractor on the road you can drive...whatever that thing is.

 

I feel like the # of people driving like morons trying to take pics/videos of that thing from the car makes it 100x more dangerous than just the fact there is no padding/crumple safety features inherit to the cart lol