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What did the Fried Rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me!

My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

 

Poor @ThisPoorGuy got his thread stolen two weeks in a row.

 

CORE Robotics Lab [AC49Z5CPIDABX] [English Proficiency Required] Strategy and Language Specification Study (Up to $7.5 for avg 51.2 minutes) - $6.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$11.95 / hour
00:30:07 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 37 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Location In AU, CA, CH, DE, GB, NZ, US, ZA; Total approved HITs > 100; Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) > 91;

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His fault for sleeping in.

 

New Requester Profile!

talal alhumidan [A28YNCILXUJRM6] Evaluate Our model that predict your question about privacy policy page - $2.00 | PANDA

Unrated

Unrated

Unrated

$18.85 / hour
00:06:22 / completion time

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Pros:
not bad, very simple, a tiny bit laggy. i baked it so it has nice crisp edges on submitting

Cons:
laggy off site for the task

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 19 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Masters Exists ;

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New Requester Profile!

Umair Usman [A24LNYSF4G1FRB] Computer-Human Interaction and User's Behavior(~ 7 minutes) - $0.30 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$3.30 / hour
00:05:27 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 3 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 100; Exc: [968647779-233192] DoesNotExist ; CR Research Group #2 DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Jocelyn Belanger [A1FRNYP4JBDAB6] Tell us what is your political cause? Must support a political cause to participate(~ 1 minutes) - $0.10 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$7.06 / hour
00:00:51 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 5 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Exc: [239454-238865] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 97; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Yuri Seo [A1FBW6CQK6UA6A] Survey about consumer experiences and advertising (approx 5-6 min) - $0.35 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$3.07 / hour
00:06:50 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:
couple of short writing prompts

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs > 100; HIT approval rate (%) > 97; Location EqualTo US;

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Shahyaan Adil [A1SJ7D1UPIR1HS] Survey on chrome extension page - $0.30 | PANDA

Low

Unrated

Unrated

$6.47 / hour
00:02:47 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: one minute ago)
Qualifications: Total approved HITs >= 5000; completed_tg_extension_feelings_survey DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs <= 100000; HIT approval rate (%) >= 99; Location EqualTo US;

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Good Morning!

 

CHS Research [AXPEEQCAXRJVU] 5 minutes Consumer Research(~ 5 minutes) - $0.30 | PANDA

Underpaid

Unrated

Unrated

$4.43 / hour
00:04:04 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 9 seconds ago)
Qualifications: 7db7ba3a DoesNotExist ; Exc: [237160110-239789] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; SurveyGroup [4129] DoesNotExist ; CR Research Group #1 >= 100; Location In US;

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Hey she waited more than 5 minutes...

 

PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Rank 5 options, 1 written response - $0.32 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$18.89 / hour
00:01:01 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: PickFu NDA EqualTo 1; Gender In 2; Age Range In 2, 3, 4, 5; TWL >= 10; Location EqualTo US; Amazon Prime Membership In 1;

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PickFu [AI2HRFAYYSAW7] Compare 2 options, 1 written response - $0.16 | PANDA

Generous

Unrated

Unrated

$19.20 / hour
00:00:30 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 7 seconds ago)
Qualifications: PickFu NDA EqualTo 1; Gender In 2; TWL >= 10; Age Range In 4, 5, 6; Location EqualTo US;

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AudioKite [A1ZEEGMU3YMZ6] Listen to a hiphop-rap song and answer a survey about it. - $0.27 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$8.92 / hour
00:01:49 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Likes Hip Hop / Rap / R&amp;B >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location EqualTo US;

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AudioKite [A1ZEEGMU3YMZ6] Listen to a hard-rock song and answer a survey about it. - $0.20 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.83 / hour
00:01:32 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: a second ago)
Qualifications: Likes Hard Rock / Heavy Metal Music >= 1; HIT approval rate (%) >= 95; Location EqualTo US;

To read AudioKite's full profile check out TurkerView!​

 

Marois Lab [A47T14XOCOIC3] Evaluate Facts and Make a Decision - $0.75 | PANDA

Fair

Unrated

Unrated

$7.65 / hour
00:05:53 / completion time

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Pros:

Cons:

Catchability: Great (HIT Last Seen: 38 seconds ago)
Qualifications: Completed Type 2 Survey DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs >= 50; HIT approval rate (%) >= 98; Location EqualTo US;

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Submitting late in that extra second after the clock runs out,
there's not much chance I got that dime? ... Yep, I got the dime.

 

Title: 20 Minute Stress Management Video Evaluation | Accept Requester: SHADE Lab [A1DFTSGWVWMHL0] Contact TV: [Hrly=$66.65] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=1-3 days] [Comm=Excellent] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=4.00] [Fast=5.00] [Comm=0.00] [Fair=4.50] [Reviews=5] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 5.00 Duration: 2:00:00 Available: 1 Description: Most eligible participants can complete this HIT in under 20 minutes - please complete it in one sitting. It involves answering surveys, and engaging with and providing reactions to a stress management video. Qualifications: Completed Stress Mgmt Survey Already DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US

HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.6.13​