08/24 - Maybe Monday

I'm sorry you're having so many issues with mosquitos, but that gif and the hillbilly pond are cracking me up .

I had no idea skin so soft had gotten so expensive. I remember my parents slathering it all over me as a kid... the smell is practically burned into my brain. SSS only kinda helps, it never stopped me from getting bit; you're not missing out on anything. The only thing that helps me is covering up head to toe like a nun :/ Even then your forehead (or fivehead in my case) isn't safe.

 

Trending giphy has more flags than the maritime history of Europe right now

 

for a moment I thought the joke was that he was trying to drink from a turtle and it peed in his mouth. I see that's a canteen.

 

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That moment when you get excited to be ahead of @dan in the Workweek Hustle, only to realize he hasn't synced in 13 hours.

 

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See, the problem here isn't mosquitos. It isn't the pond. It's your neighbors. Remove them and you're golden.

 

If you don't believe me, I asked Zooey to confirm this.

 

should call him "Master Dick" and see if he gets the reference...if not, its still fucking funny

 

Remove them... Texas style

 

No beans!

 

All those red states must have never had a good chili dog.