09/01 - Sprinting Sunday!

VRAPI are $200/hr

 

is that a euphemism for something?

 

One day @ChrisTurk will nuke every VRAPI review that isn't his and lock the profile.

 

One day christurk will give birth to a turtle and shut down the website.

 

I actually don't hate this idea

 

If he does, can this joke please die?

@ChrisTurk how much do I have to pay to make this happen?

 

It's the best idea. Otherwise I'm gonna export some more heavily cherrypicked $200/hr hits.

 

How much is $1 more than you can afford?

 

I'm going to update it to just say x amount of texts. It stated at the end how many it was daily. I feel like I got a lot more than five though LOL. Seriously I forgot how long it was until they text me the other day and I was really starting to wonder when it was going to end.

 

no, it was literally literal

 

It'd just be the next thing, don't waste your money.

 

At least the next thing would stay a TH in-joke and you don't have people on Reddit literally sabotaging the qual test for a "super lucrative and exclusive closed qual."

 

LOL

 

life insurance policy + savings + next month's VRAPI bonuses - mortgage + $1

 

i did it111!!

 

So what you're saying is you're only going to have a dollar left after all that?

 

i'll match that. i don't have a life insurance policy though.

 

You can have my next month's VRAPI bonuses too

 

in a backlog 900 things deep, we are paying for the expedited fee.

 

*scratches name off list*