09/07 - Shining Saturday!

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Antonio Brown drama never stops being interesting.

 

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See those three lounging, pampered, spoiled beyond belief animals who are given the most loving home, the best food, the best treats, the best toys? These animals who go bat crap crazy at 3 am to be let outside if they sense a mouse outside of our home, who trap poor opossums and raccoons in our yard also at 3 am, requiring me to fully wake up and rescue these much larger rodent type creatures from my spoiled pets. See them?

WELL THEY SUCK.

I just found a LIVE MOUSE living INSIDE of our house. And judging by the size of the nest I found, it's been there a few days with no attempt by these lazy brats to remove rodent from house or even alert me to its presence.

I'm ashamed of them, truly. I am. I'm having to capture the mouse myself, of course using the expensive traps that those lazy brats can't get hurt with if they finally decided to hunt out the mouse (who is living around and under my refrigerator).

All three are lucky they're super cute so I adore them and want to keep them in expensive stuffs despite their collective failure.

 

I wasn't joking lol. I have floating floors and I'm just too lazy to vacuum at any reasonable frequency

 

this should have been expected hiring @Randomacts to catch a mouse

 

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

 

thor vs loki

 

Hahaha. Prediction - Belichick will fire him before he even lands in Boston for posting nonsense on his social media.

 

How are you at catching attic snakes? Asking for a friend...

 

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Live look at Antonio Brown on his way to Gillette!

 

Looks like Pats have found their new Gronk for media drama. Hope AB likes Tide Pods.

 

I fucking called it!

 

Funny you should ask that.

While perusing all of the "pet safe" versions of rodent traps (read: won't work as well as the ones that can snap your finger in half, and mean I'm probably going to have to carry it out of the house with a half dead and still squeaking mouse inside of it while trying not to stroke out) I came across a combination mouse/rat/snake trap. Glue traps. Apparently, they work well. You could throw several of those up there and then check back in three months and remove all the dead things caught in them?

And gosh, haven't they been up there for like a year now?

 

Ummmm no...I asked how YOU were at catching them. I pay well...

Precisely why I'm trying to outsource this. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Did I mention I pay well??