09/07 - Shining Saturday!

first rule of mturk:

never hit Enter

 

I just realized I still have that $75 gift card for Amazon that I won in that forecasting hit. Kinda drunk too. About to order some weird shit.

 

don't spend money until 2-3 days after drinking alcohol. put it away!!

 

I can't even tell you the last time I went two days without drinking. It's been at least four months.

 

you know that has to stop without me saying it

 

@ChrisTurk

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016794Y7C/?tag=thtv02-20

 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A3KSHUM/?tag=thtv02-20

 

best thing i saw today was matthew mcgonaughey trying to rip that tiger head off of lee corso's head and almost breaking his neck

he's almost 90 years old, dude, be careful

 

PE: $57.01
can't find any hits to do, might clean instead

 

Please don't post my inbox.

 

Sorry Buddy. won't happen again.

 

punts desktop for taking 2 hours to update, so i read taxes for 2 hours >>

 

i can tell you that if you die you still owe taxes for that year

 

There goes my plan of dying and then getting better.

 

So it should be there is nothing guaranteed in life or death except taxes

 

in a nutshell yea

 

Y'all I'm having a straight up crisis. I have the most amazing Avocado salsa, but I don't have any chips. I'm too lazy to drive 30 miles to get any. Everything in the 15 mile radius has closed, cause it's past 5 on a saturday. I want my ducking salsa.