09/08 - Turking on a Tuesday that feels like Monday

but its all good, i got a nurse navigator with a warped sense of humor that text me with some labwork details prefaced with "are you dead? if not press 1, if so press...well..nothing..."

 

Just sitting at my desk like

 

Same.

Also no longer have a thyroid <3

And that was 20 years+ ago. It sounds like things have come a long way in endocrinology during that time.

 

yeah they arent using sharp sticks anymore, they moved up to sharp rocks

 

Want mine? It does fuck all half the time, but it's the right size They've been stabbing me in the ass with synthroid shots to encourage mine to start showing up to work again part-time

 

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Pretty terrible....but my man, I've done way, way worse...

 

ill take those and trade my 4 different steroids. ive gained like 30lbs in the past monthish. not to mention the edema in my extremities from said steroids. i feel like the stay puft marshmallow man right now

 

Thanks! I appreciate the feedback!

 

steroids

FUCKIN' NOPEEEE! I get to start weaning off the roids next week and they make me look like the friggen stay puft marshmallow betch. Cortef is the stuff from hell and I used to have to take it twice a day, for five years running. NOPE!

Also, you stole my stay puft marshmallow joke, which I have been making since 2009, I SEE YOU!

 

My left foot looked like that all last week after I took a tumble off the porch.

 

You should have come and petted my mutant foot.

 

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Oh man, wanna compare pics? Smashed my ankle bone skateboarding about a month ago, it's still swollen but nothing compares to those first few days when, like the dumbass I am, I refused to go to the hospital. That was after I limped a mile home on it with the board as a crutch because I don't like ambulances. I had a pretty sick bruise going all the way up my calf to my knee during the first few weeks of healing.

Yes, I make many very bad decisions, and no I don't think I will run out of stories to come out of the woodwork with. At least not if you guys keep reminding me of stupid things I've done.

I'm not even trying to one-up anyone or turn it into a pissing contest. I'd argue that it's much needed self therapy that helps me put my life in perspective

 

Well at least you were doing some sort of activity. I kinda just fell because my foot decided not work or something. For what ever reason it didn't hurt the whole week at all but it looked like I had this guys foot: